More Totally "Unnecessary" Quotation Marks

Confusing signs, EVERYWHERE.

1. They used to have lobster, and hope to serve it again, someday.

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2. So this plant is a man, apparently.

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3. At least CLEANERS isn’t in quotes.

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4. So, this A/C-less laundromat is at least open 7 days a week?

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5. Yeah, it’s temporary like death.

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6. Give the gate a jiggle, it’ll open right up.

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7. Most importantly, your “ass,” otherwise you’ll be sucked down to Hell through this portal.

ID: 1059541

8. So, drink the water, and then die.

ID: 1059472

9. Sometimes, the machines “buy.” Why only 19 exclamation points? Why not 20?

ID: 1059551

All photos via the “blog” of “unnecessary” quotation marks.
You can buy the Book of “Unnecessary” Quotation Marks right here.

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