More Totally "Unnecessary" Quotation Marks

Confusing signs, EVERYWHERE.

1. They used to have lobster, and hope to serve it again, someday.

2. So this plant is a man, apparently.

3. At least CLEANERS isn’t in quotes.

4. So, this A/C-less laundromat is at least open 7 days a week?

5. Yeah, it’s temporary like death.

6. Give the gate a jiggle, it’ll open right up.

7. Most importantly, your “ass,” otherwise you’ll be sucked down to Hell through this portal.

8. So, drink the water, and then die.

9. Sometimes, the machines “buy.” Why only 19 exclamation points? Why not 20?

All photos via the “blog” of “unnecessary” quotation marks.
You can buy the Book of “Unnecessary” Quotation Marks right here.

Via unnecessaryquotes.com

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