1. They used to have lobster, and hope to serve it again, someday.
2. So this plant is a man, apparently.
3. At least CLEANERS isn’t in quotes.
4. So, this A/C-less laundromat is at least open 7 days a week?
5. Yeah, it’s temporary like death.
6. Give the gate a jiggle, it’ll open right up.
7. Most importantly, your “ass,” otherwise you’ll be sucked down to Hell through this portal.
8. So, drink the water, and then die.
9. Sometimes, the machines “buy.” Why only 19 exclamation points? Why not 20?
- North Korea launched a rocket that the country said was carrying a satellite. Some critics think it was a way to test prohibited missile technology.
- U.S. Republican presidential candidates debated in New Hampshire ahead of Tuesday's primary, and the gloves were off 🇺🇸
- And Super Bowl Sunday has arrived. The Denver Broncos will take on the Carolina Panthers at Levi's Stadium in Santa Clara, California at 6:30 ET 🏈