1. When BBC News had its best ever guest.
3. When Jon Snow spoofed Ed Miliband by eating a bacon sandwich at the end of Channel 4 News.
4. When This Morning did a feature on a new thing called vagina facials at, like, 10.30 in the morning.
After applying the cream she said, "I’m going to reserve my judgement until the next time I dance the horizontal tango."