1. When BBC News had its best ever guest.
2. When Bill Turnbull said "cunt" without warning.
He later tweeted that he got the words "customers" and "clients" mixed up.
3. When Jon Snow spoofed Ed Miliband by eating a bacon sandwich at the end of Channel 4 News.
4. When This Morning did a feature on a new thing called vagina facials at, like, 10.30 in the morning.
After applying the cream she said, "I’m going to reserve my judgement until the next time I dance the horizontal tango."
5. When someone said this on First Dates.
7. When Liam Dutton from Channel 4 News said this very long name during a weather report.
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.
8. And when BBC News spelt Hadron wrong.
9. When everyone noticed the difference between the Americans and the Brits during the women's 400 metres at the World Athletics Championships.
10. When Kanye performed at Glastonbury and the subtitles on BBC Two were like this.
Oh, BBC2 and your subtitling. Bless. #glastonbury #kanye #bless #motherducker
Until they basically gave up.
Meanwhile at #Glastonbury the subtitle department of the BBC have called it a day.
11. When Channel 4 did a scripted reality show about lookalikes and it starred "George Clooney".
And "Gordon Ramsay".
And whoever this lookalike is supposed to be.
12. When Richard Blackwood didn't know how to zest a lemon, but pretended that he did, on Sunday Brunch.
13. When nobody on The X Factor knew how to clap.
#XFactor JUDGES INTERVIEW: Q: Can you clap like a normal person? A: No Great. Welcome to the team!
14. When ITV made celebrities herd sheep for a gameshow for some reason and Gabby Logan said the worst catchphase of all time.
"It's time...TO RELEASE THE SHEEP."
THE. WORST. CATCHPHRASE. OF. ALL. TIME.
15. When Krishnan Guru-Murthy decided to ask hardball questions in an interview that Robert Downey Jr thought would be about Avengers: Age of Ultron.
16. When Fox News did an interview with a guy who claimed non-Muslims are not allowed in Birmingham, so BBC Midlands came back with this sass the next day.
17. When Tanya was meant to say "How's Ian?" during EastEnders Live, but accidentally said "How's Adam?" – the name of the actor who plays Ian.
And then Adam said this on Twitter.
@dollyjoyner Thanks for asking, I'm fine.
18. When there was a really, really excitable drummer during the interval of the Eurovision Song Contest.
And everyone was like...
I want what this drummer has taken. #Eurovision2015
19. Our lyrics in Eurovision were just awful.
20. Estonia's lyrics were much much better.
21. When Piers Morgan gave Lorraine Kelly a cushion with his face on and Lorraine accidentally said "oh I can sit on your face now."
22. When Nadiya did these faces on Bake Off.
23. And then she delivered this cake like this.
24. Bake Off had innuendo but Springwatch beat it because they hoovered some beavers.
25. While a man suggestively ate a muffin in the background of BBC election night coverage.
Sexual.
26. When a BBC reporter said "personality cunt" instead of "personality cult" while talking about UKIP.
Boy, the BBC said "cunt" a lot this year.
27. When Vicky said this in Judge Geordie.
28. When Countdown spelled ERECTION.
29. And, finally, when a BBC Sport presenter pretended to use an iPad at the end of a bulletin for no reason.
Don't worry, nobody noticed.