Looking for the king of roasts? Look no further. It's Gordon Ramsay. And hey, like two quotes are nice. Sure, they're both directed at children, but still.
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2. "This squid is so undercooked I can still hear it telling SpongeBob to fuck off."
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4. “Chefs are nutters. They’re all self-obsessed, delicate, dainty, insecure little souls and absolute psychopaths. Every last one of them.”
5. "It's so fucking raw it's still got its wool on it!"
7. "Are we making a soup or trying to summon a demon?"
8. "Right, I'll get you more pumpkin and I'll ram it right up your fucking arse. Would you like it whole or diced?"
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11. "You added so much salt and pepper I can hear the dish singing ‘Push It.'"
12. "I’ve never, ever, ever, ever, ever met someone I believe in…as little as you."
13. "Right now, I'd rather eat poodle shit than put that in my mouth."
14. "You put so much ginger in this, it’s a Weasley!"
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16. "I feel like I've just given birth. I guess that's the placenta. It's ghastly. "
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18. "The beef is so undercooked, it's starting to eat the fucking salad!"
19. "This crab is so undercooked I can still hear it singing 'Under the Sea.'"
20. "This fish is so raw, he’s still finding Nemo.”
21. “Swearing is industry language. For as long as we’re alive, it’s not going to change. You’ve got to be boisterous to get results.”
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I’ll bring some new batteries for your smoke alarm ! https://t.co/yxVbyiNEI1
24. “Honestly, chimichanga… Chimi-chuck it in the bin!”
26. “There’s enough garlic in here to kill every vampire in Europe.”
27. “You used so much oil, the U.S. want to invade the fucking plate!”
28. "This chicken is so uncooked that a skilled vet could still save him!"
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31. “Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn’t fucking cook it!”
33. "This fish is so Frozen that it is still singing 'Let it Go!'"
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Gravy ? It looks like cement https://t.co/CPXrze3Os4
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The eggs look like a bright yellow rubber mat https://t.co/FfUMPNOjHg
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Apple crap ccio https://t.co/p4UFezao5T
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I’m choking ! https://t.co/Zp7bTUVraE
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Did the buffet table fall over ? https://t.co/iSD236PnD7
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Looks like a sliced up baseball glove ………… https://t.co/DP6sqVOf1G
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Spiced turds ! https://t.co/bG7lBwXF3a
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Puke dip ! https://t.co/Wt2D4zlbbm
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Crusted dogs turd https://t.co/7HQkZvfjjk
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Horse shit..... https://t.co/WnxQcU33U6
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Crap cake ! https://t.co/QKGwkT0HIN
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A lunch time boob job ! https://t.co/vWDRmA4p7H
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How to make your sister cry on her birthday! Bake her a mess !!!!! https://t.co/h0X6qoaHd3
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Idiot pizza !!!! https://t.co/jPxTo37vlS
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Scrambled vomit! Is that after you threw it up ? https://t.co/SesqGZah5s
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Looks like my great grandads left foot....... https://t.co/UC5jamAnap
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Looks like my grandads sponge https://t.co/XIOJZgzgXJ
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Gandy's flip flops https://t.co/IQq3reqXuw
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Looks like my grandads knee caps ! https://t.co/sT2tQ14rVW
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Looks like your Cat's been over your Dogs diarrhea https://t.co/UJyKLzvMQZ
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Are you ok ? https://t.co/M24hRHbUKc
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Looks like Santa's done a number 2 on your mince pie ! https://t.co/tq0t8sTqIw
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Pizz a crap https://t.co/TsUzg4ZiHB
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Looks like toxic scum on a stagnant pool https://t.co/3Rf6s62Rgk
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Chicken shitta masala https://t.co/LArcBPp2G5
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Refried puke...finished with dry skin https://t.co/aUJLBAxi4i
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Masterpiece ??? Masterbate... https://t.co/z2pCd1ICNg
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Looks like the inside of my grand dads colostomy bag https://t.co/D9YGdx4Bm1
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D I V O R C E https://t.co/69P58U5gFV
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71. "This lamb is so undercooked, it's following Mary to school!”
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This post contains content from Jamie Jones, Alex Finnis, Lauren Yapalater, Michelle Rennex, Jesse Szewczyk, and Audrey Engvalson. It was compiled by Laura Frustaci.