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    101 Hilarious Times Gordon Ramsay Had Zero Filter

    Some of these almost cross a line but then you remember it's Gordon Ramsay and it's hilarious.

    Looking for the king of roasts? Look no further. It's Gordon. And hey, like two quotes are nice. Sure, they're both directed at children, but still.

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    Gordon saying, You wouldn't even serve it to a fucking pig, it's crispy as fuck and it look like Gandhi's flip flop

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    How long is your sentence? https://t.co/OQAsZk4uOu

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    Aliens have landed https://t.co/S8IQ3bIdDP

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    I don’t think you’re getting better https://t.co/o02n3wYFHW

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    Hot Dog ! Looks like your Dog laid one on your bread ! https://t.co/zexULXdWNj

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    Gordon saying, Right, I'll get you more pumpkin, I'll ram it right up your fucking arse Would you like whole or diced?

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    Seafood Salmonella ! https://t.co/0RRFihddwN

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    No wonder you’re still single ! https://t.co/W9NVAEGi9D

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    Any chance she can cook it first ? https://t.co/G1sNvkiQ9r

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    Are you smoking a California Roll up ? 🍁 https://t.co/ijmaJLVCf8

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    I feel stoned just looking at this mess ! https://t.co/rdmi6n2sih

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    Hallo weed you mean ! Wtf is that https://t.co/yUzGPRljtC

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    Even your dog can’t finish it ! https://t.co/2e2774nCGS

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    They’re trying to keep you in ! https://t.co/VHwBp9B6MT

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    You need to train your dog properly https://t.co/M8vls8DKeo

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    Hide it in the basement....... https://t.co/caTKkAMZMB

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    I’ll bring some new batteries for your smoke alarm ! https://t.co/yxVbyiNEI1

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    Turn it side ways.... it looks like a dead duck ! https://t.co/UM92pqn7TT

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    Time to leave home Ben ! https://t.co/ve83zKzE9q

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    Idiot sandwich! https://t.co/9DmnlvTKRX

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    Gordon telling someonne, I wouldn't trust you running a bath, let alone a restaurant

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    I’ve got a great name for you ! Charcoal https://t.co/qQZ4Rm2P4i

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    Looks like the inside of a dish washer after its cycle https://t.co/ptHz1FaKu1

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    Gravy ? It looks like cement https://t.co/CPXrze3Os4

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    The eggs look like a bright yellow rubber mat https://t.co/FfUMPNOjHg

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    Apple crap ccio https://t.co/p4UFezao5T

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    I’m choking ! https://t.co/Zp7bTUVraE

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    Did the buffet table fall over ? https://t.co/iSD236PnD7

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    Looks like a sliced up baseball glove ………… https://t.co/DP6sqVOf1G

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    Spiced turds ! https://t.co/bG7lBwXF3a

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    Crusted dogs turd https://t.co/7HQkZvfjjk

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    Horse shit..... https://t.co/WnxQcU33U6

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    A lunch time boob job ! https://t.co/vWDRmA4p7H

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    How to make your sister cry on her birthday! Bake her a mess !!!!! https://t.co/h0X6qoaHd3

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    Idiot pizza !!!! https://t.co/jPxTo37vlS

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    Scrambled vomit! Is that after you threw it up ? https://t.co/SesqGZah5s

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    Looks like my great grandads left foot....... https://t.co/UC5jamAnap

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    Looks like my grandads sponge https://t.co/XIOJZgzgXJ

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    Gandy's flip flops https://t.co/IQq3reqXuw

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    Looks like my grandads knee caps ! https://t.co/sT2tQ14rVW

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    Looks like your Cat's been over your Dogs diarrhea https://t.co/UJyKLzvMQZ

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    Looks like Santa's done a number 2 on your mince pie ! https://t.co/tq0t8sTqIw

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    Looks like toxic scum on a stagnant pool https://t.co/3Rf6s62Rgk

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    Chicken shitta masala https://t.co/LArcBPp2G5

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    Refried puke...finished with dry skin https://t.co/aUJLBAxi4i

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    Masterpiece ??? Masterbate... https://t.co/z2pCd1ICNg

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    Looks like the inside of my grand dads colostomy bag https://t.co/D9YGdx4Bm1

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    Gordon and a contestant praying in front of an oven

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    That beef looks older than you Tanya.... https://t.co/KHiyetB5IU

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    pigeon inside a kitchen and Gordon says it's the freshest thing in there

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    It's looks as dry as my grandma..... she passed 20yrs ago https://t.co/eg2GFkWTRO

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    Gordon keeps saying oh my god and someone responds, if he keeps going like that Jesus will appear. Gordon responds, I hope so because i think that's what's needed right now

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    "I've never, ever, ever, met someone I believe in as little as you"

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    "Hey panini head, are you listening to me?"

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    "my gran could do better and she's dead"

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    "This is a really tough decision because you're both crap"

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    "Thank you on the worst dish in this competition so far"

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    "looks like a seagull splattered all over your pork"

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    Gordon praying to not get poisoned for the fourth time in four months

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    "You were cooking like fucking idiots"

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    "wow, look at that. a boob, huh?"

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    Gordon responds with "dreadful" when asked how the food is

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    Gordon saying someone looks like a rhino running around trying to take a shit

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    "Wow this looks like a fucked up version of a science lab"

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    "You fucking donut. Of course you don't microwave a salad"

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    "I don't remember ordering any stinky old cheese"

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    Gordon taking food from a table and telling them it was not ok to eat

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    The capital S doesn't stand for shit

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    when asked if he wants anything he says, yeah a sick bag maybe

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    This post contains content from Jamie Jones, Alex Finnis, Lauren Yapalater, Michelle Rennex, Jesse Szewczyk, and Audrey Engvalson. It was compiled by Laura Frustaci.