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I rented a mini-trax earth mover tractor to distribute and grade about 100 yards of soil in my yard. On the hood it read ‘Avoid Death’, and showed different possible outcomes if you’re standing in the wrong place (getting squashed) or moving it when the bucket is elevated and it’s… Read More

Fontana and Cherokee NC. In 72 my friend and I hitch hiked from NJ to the Great Smoky Mountains to camp and hike on the Appalachian Trail. On the way there a hotel owner in Fontana tried to rob our packs (we came back to our cabin early) and on the way home this Native American gave… Read More

This fellow is driving down the road in his neighborhood and gets a flat tire in front of the mental institution. He jacks the car up, take off the wheel, and accidentally kicks the lug nuts into the storm drain. He screams, ‘Dammit!’. Just then he notices a guy standing on the… Read More

Follow up……this joke was told to me by my mother in law.

Two guys are walking down the street and come upon a dog licking his balls. One guy says to the other, ‘I wish I could do that.’. The other guy replies, ‘I’d pet him first.’.

My hill is when you say ‘Thank You’ to some people say ‘No Problem’. The correct response is ‘You’re Welcome’. What problem? Am I bothering you?