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3 Americans Answer Questions From Other Countries About The USA
Red, white, and we'll tell you!
Let's face it: America doesn't make any damn sense to foreigners. Whether it's measuring everything in feet and inches or covering stuff in cheese, the U.S. is an enigma to the rest of the world.
Lucky for the rest of the world, three of BuzzFeed's U.S. employees have answers to those pressing questions. This is:
Why must you always be so patriotic?
Why is everything so much bigger?
Why is your cheese orange?
Or in a can, for that matter?
And on literally everything?
And why are your soft drink sizes so huge?
Why do your pharmacies sell beer?
Why are you so obsessed with ranch dressing?
Why do you call scones "biscuits"?
If you call university "school" then what do you call school?
Why do you butcher the English language by adding Z to everything?
Why does all your money look the same?
Why would you live anywhere where it gets this cold?
What's with Fahrenheit? And inches? And feet? And miles? And gallons?
Why must all your cups be red?
Why do your toilets have so much water in them?
Why are there giant gaps in toilet doors?
And finally, what exactly does freedom taste like?
AND THAT'S AMERICA FOR YOU!!!
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