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Society so messed up that men can't even enjoy a good bubble bath.
"My husband loves fruity and sweet drinks like piña coladas, and hates beer."
"Anyone who says a man needs to drink things that taste like unwashed asshole needs to take a serious look at their way of life."
"Especially when you have a boner/morning wood. It makes things so much easier."
"Women's shampoos are so much better. Wtf is 'Extreme' or 'Phoenix" or 'Reflex'? I WILL take honey coconut pls and ty."
"I've made over a dozen Halloween costumes for my kids, some cosplay quality, and am about to begin an It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia counted cross-stitch project."
"Plushies don't have an age limit or a gender restriction, so snuggle away!!!"
"From this activity, my wife and I devised a new phrase: "Too many froofles." Neither of us know what a froofle is, but we know when a dress has too many of them."
"I like working on my car and my garden, but I gotsta wear gloves. I hate when my hands get dirty!! (Ironically, my wife complains that my hands are ALWAYS dirty.)"
"'Adorable' is probably one of my most used words. I can see cuteness in so many things, and it's great."
"Sauna, massage, and a scrub. Chilling basically naked with my homies. Fifteen-year-old me would've been way to insecure to enjoy it. There's a men only spa near me that has a very positive male energy to it. Everybody is chatty, there is outrageously good food, some game is always on the TVs. But just the concept of going to a spa was always a feminine thing when I was growing up."
"I have no idea how bubbles combined with baths came to be viewed as feminine. I move dirt for a living and there's nothing better on my sore muscles and bones than a hot bath with some foaming bubbles, epsom salt, some music, an ice cold beer, and a bit of weed. Fuck anyone who tries to say I'm less of a man for relaxing in a hot bath after busting ass all day."
"If you've never lit some candles, got a nice glass (or a couple) of your favorite beverage, and sat in a bubble bath until the water starts to get a little chilly – possibly while watching Hallmark movies or something similar – you should. Treat yourself, King."
"My favorite are the three starring Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan. Joe Versus the Volcano, You've Got Mail, and Sleepless in Seattle. Damn, those are some mighty fine films! I will watch those movies on repeat. To be fair, most of the '80s and '90s rom-coms are good."
"I've made friends with all the ladies in my shop. They all greet me when I walk in and ask about my wife/grandkids. I'm usually the only guy in the salon."
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"Don't you dare delete it! Own what you love!"
"I feel a little burst of happiness whenever I see a guy with nail polish."