Listen, I get it. You’re a woman. You’re not supposed to eat your bread bowl. It’s bad enough you’ve eaten everything inside your bowl, but to then go ahead and consume an entire loaf of bread infused with cheddar-baked-potato-bacon soup is a revolting transgression befitting of only the most disgusting, gluttonous problem-with-Americas.
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