pigeonscratch

I love how so many people immediately hate on D&D. A social game that involves heavy use of imagination, mathematics and lore? Laaame. Lets sip on lattes and discuss Orlando: A Biography.

No, it's because Wednesday was named after the Polish legendary camel, Wielbłąd. On Wednesdays camels would be treated higher than nobility, as they were so rare to region and because a legendary camel once saved the third king from an enemy invasion.

I'm narcoleptic too! It was actually pretty nice seeing that one of the contestants was openly narcoleptic. Of course I've already read three jokes about falling asleep on stage... -sigh-

#17 is actually a really terrible book (and no, I don't care about the nudity). That bread dough plane looks cool right? It's made out of the dough a trio of hitler mustached chefs used to try and bake him in the oven. That plus a whole bunch of sexual messages (the boy has… Read More

Why not both?

Is #12 even wearing bottoms?

"Delore was convinced that by 1899 the hermaphrodite had finally ceased to be a mythological being, the kind constantly used for the justification of 'irrational' and 'immoral' beliefs and acts." -Hermaphrodites and the Medical Invention of Sex, Alice Domurat Dreger My… Read More

#23 My mom once set me up with a "cute" guy that worked at the bingo hall she went to. On our first date he took me to the nearby creek with his little sister, then had to carry her home once she split her foot open on glass. Thought it was odd he took his sister to our date, but… Read More

#12 but I went the Early Childhood route. One of my Master's degree courses involved exploring media commonly used in an early childhood classroom. We finger painted for an entire class session.