8. Mugs breaking and ruining your life.
SAVE THE BEER WITH YOUR MOUTH!
14. Tables with horribly shoddy workmanship.
For shame, carpenters!
17. Being PUNCHED IN THE FACE by hand dryers.
It came out of nowhere!
- The White House defended rolling back Obama-era transgender protections, with Sean Spicer repeatedly insisting it's a "states' rights issue."
- Recreational marijuana needs "greater enforcement" of federal law, said Spicer, pitting the White House against eight states that legalized its use.
- Beyoncé has pulled out of performing at Coachella, citing doctors' advice about keeping a less rigorous schedule while pregnant 🐝😭
- Indiana police released chilling audio in the case of two teens found dead in the woods: a voice captured on one of their phones saying "down the hill."