Peejparker

It's dark and things are fuzzy visually. It feels like I'm at the bottom of a deep well. There are muffled baby cries, with a shadowy figure leaning over above and starting to envelope me as the cries increase and it goes further away as the cries decrease. There is a feeling… Read More

Long time ago, in 7th grade, I was at a school dance and was dancing with a boy I'd been interested in. I got a sudden overwhelming urge to find my best friend, and excused myself. I went up the stairs to the boy's locker room, having never gone up there before but it felt like… Read More

Terrified. I work as a teacher's assistant in the Developmentally Disabled area of a middle school. Some of the students are unable to comprehend safety measures like keeping a mask on, not touching others masks or reaching under a face shield, trying to take gloves to blow into… Read More

I employed a lift quick and immediately put back down technique with diapers once the tabs were pulled up. The little blast of cooler air in that quick movement caused a waterfall of pee for my girls or my boy, and they emptied their bladders into a diaper that was being removed anyway,… Read More

Ok, one more because I am enjoying this too much. Pardon the spelling errors. This isn't me specifically roasting my daughter, but it is a proximity savage burn for someone else. --PJ

I swear, she sent these to me to submit. I forgot I even sent them. All my kids are cool, and I hope they all enjoy me being a smartass:) --PJ

Another of my gems that I roast my daughter with. She loves them. --PJ

I'm the mom and I roast my oldest daughter so well, I have the respect of her friends. Makes the stretch marks and looming college bills worth it. --PJ

In high school, I was a grunge cliche, standoffish, a loner. One day an older substitute teacher, Dr. Love, told me I had beautiful penmanship. It really affected me because 1) Most teachers didn't give me much attention, much less a grandfatherly sub, 2) It was such a small thing… Read More