if she says she’s “not like OTHER girls” she’s trying to tell you she’s not multi-dimensional or idiosyncratic or unique in the way all those OTHER girls actually happen to be
The rare occasions in which my parents actually allowed us to trick-or-treat resulted in them allowing us two pieces of candy and keeping the rest for themselves.
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