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Updated on Oct 3, 2019. Posted on Jul 26, 2016

Do You Actually Have Terrible Taste In Chocolate?

A sweet quiz to reveal the truth.

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  1. Dark, white, or milk chocolate?

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    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Milk is the one true king of chocolate, and if you choose anything else before it you are just wrong.

  2. Fruit and chocolate — yes or no?

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    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Listen, chocolate + fruit is better than just plain fruit. And better than just plain chocolate too, TBH.

  3. Cadbury chocolate — MMMM or BLEGH?

    Cadbury
    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    If you claim you don't like Cadbury, stop lying to yourself. It's OK to admit that the creamy, delectable taste of Cadbury is superior to many. We're in this together.

  4. Toblerone or Ferrero Rocher?

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Ferrero Rocher! Its fancy wrapping makes you feel sophisticated when you bite into its delectable center.

  5. Chocolate with nuts or chocolate without nuts?

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Without!!! Why ruin a good thing? If you want to chip a tooth, eat a biscotti.

  6. Fondue — YES PLEASE or NO WAY?

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    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Duh, always. Fondue allows you to dip LITERALLY ANYTHING in chocolate. What more could you ask for?

  7. Chocolate or caramel filling?

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    CARAMEL. The only way to make chocolate taste better is by adding caramel in the mix.

  8. Chocolate liqueur — yes or no?

    Godiva
    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Honestly, why be mad at someone trying to improve the taste of alcohol? As long as it's in moderation.

  9. Hot cocoa made with water or with milk?

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    MILK (or milk substitute). DUH. It just makes it that much richer and creamier, and you're committing a crime against hot cocoa if you use water.

  10. Godiva or Ghirardelli?

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Godiva gets points for their milkshakes and mall stores, but Ghirardelli gets points everywhere else.

  11. Chocolate with or without coconut?

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    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Without, duh. While chocolate and fruit go GLORIOUSLY together, coconut is always here to ruin the party.

  12. Reese's Pieces or Reese's cups?

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Who wants a tiny-ass piece of a Reese's cup? No, we want the whole damn thing!

This quiz has been updated — one question has been removed — to reflect current editorial policy and chocolate preferences.