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    25 Products For People Who Aren't All That Friendly

    Because not everyone has a heart now, do they?

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    1. A Grumpy Cat 2021 wall calendar full of funny phrases and photographs for a perpetually cranky sourpuss like yourself.

    the calendar cover

    2. An appropriately themed journal for whenever you feel vexed with work so you have a place to put down all your frustrations about how you'd like to give Betty a piece of your mind because she kept cutting you off in that Zoom meeting.

    the cover that says things i want to say at work but can't

    3. A coffee mug you'll just be itching to give to your worst enemy — and by worst enemy, I mean that one kid in third grade who borrowed your favorite pen and then never gave it back.

    mug that says "you've been poisoned" on the bottom

    4. A sweatshirt that'll understand you like no other sweater will. Make sure to walk in slow motion so everyone will be able to read it.

    sweater with happy face and text that says "have a nice day six feet away"

    5. A chapbook called The House of The Man That Died — a darker variation on the classic children's nursery rhyme The House That Jack Built that shows the cruelty of life — because taking a nursery story and turning it tragic sounds right up your alley.

    6. "Eh, not dark enough for me?" you scoff? Then how 'bout this vintage-style chapbook called Victoria In The Woods, about a child who *gulps* hangs his playmate? That dark enough for ya?

    inside preview of the book

    7. An LOL-worthy (but probably true) ghost enamel pin to use on your jacket, cap, or backpack.

    the pin with two ghosts and a black heart in between that says you're never alone if you have demons

    8. A pair of these wonderful socks that'll send the message out loud and clear.

    9. A sticker of Smudge, the cat from that famous Woman Yelling at Cat meme that embodies your soul and spirit.

    10. Or an art print of the whole dang meme! That cat was you in another life! That cat is you at the world 24/7.

    the framed print

    11. A Godzilla King Ghidorah jumbo plush you can throw at someone's head when they're irking you just a bit too much.

    the plushie

    12. A ghoulish bag of loose leaf chai black tea to upgrade your tea fix because when you're out for blood, well, you can settle for the blood of Kali.

    the cover of the bag with a grisly illustration of Kali

    13. A bag of Death Wish coffee to mimic how your soul feels when you've had a really, really, really (is that enough reallys?) long day.

    the black package

    14. How To Swear Around The World, a book that'll teach you how to swear in different languages — this one is def a must-have. A different swear word for every occasion, you know?

    the cover

    15. A slapstick vintage-style square magnet to slap onto your fridge because this is the kind of fridge decor you need.

    16. A coffin cookie cutter to bake cookies with a not-so-subtle message for everyone who annoys you. Bonus points if you write their names too.

    17. A perfectly snarky wooden sign you can place on your desk and then make dagger eyes at anyone who dares to disagree.

    wooden sign that says as long as everything is exactly the way i want it, i'm totally flexible

    18. A hidden message cushion pillow that can be personalized to announce your meanest, ugliest statement but in a super classy way. It's great as a gift or decor for your own home.

    pillow with black sequins that are brushed to reveal the message "emma, u ok hun?"

    19. An oven mitt perfectly suitable for someone who just can't deal anymore.

    the mitt with vintage style drawing of woman that says i have a knife

    20. A waterproof declarative vinyl sticker that you can put on your laptop, mirror, fridge, phone, face...anywhere people are sure to see it.

    sticker on laptop that says ew people

    21. A sarcastic candle that'll totally get you and do its job of scenting up the place.

    candle called may the bridges I burn light the way infused with a sense of defiance

    22. A pretty shirt with an equally pretty statement that warns everyone to steer clear of you. You need like seven different versions tbh so you can wear one every day of the week.

    light pink shirt that says it's a beautiful day to leave me alone

    23. A set of funny ceramic plant pots that prove to everyone that you do have a sense of humor, even if you feel like hissing all the time. Two birds with one stone and all that.

    set of plant pots with funny captions like don't be a prick

    24. An official blah button that'll make LOL-worthy "blah" phrases in 12 unique ways so you can painlessly get out of conversations you have no interest in with people who irritate you to no end.

    25. A mini screaming goat figure — it's a real-life version of those viral screaming goat videos you love. Press the button whenever you need to let off some steam and startle everyone around you.

    the goat figure and package

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