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1. An LOL-worthy (but true) ghost enamel pin or evil cat pin because yeah, your friend is evil and you want them to pin these on their jackets, caps, or backpacks for the world to know.
2. A coffee mug you can fill up and hand to them, watching as they drink and see the words are slowly revealed...

3. A funny sweater fitting for the one friend who tried their best to do the WAP challenge this year. They can be cozy not just for the holidays but for the entire winter because sometimes, you just need to WAP your way through the cold, the darkness, and stuffy family dinners.

4. An adorable waterproof vinyl sticker of Appa going blep for the Avatar: The Last Airbender fan. They'll always think of you when they see it on their laptop.

5. A set of mice vinyl wall decals if your friend really goes for that double take omg what is that kind of decor. In their house, Halloween never ends!

6. A quirky dachshund scarf that'll top off any outfit and look elegant while giving a chuckle!

7. An art print of everybody's fave meme for the meme lover — that cat was probably them in another life!

8. These relatable "bearly awake" socks your friend can cozy up in while they blearily sip their morning coffee.
9. A cute "Sloffee" coffee mug to give them a good laugh when they're taking a coffee break, because we all feel like sloths sometimes.

10. An amusing Harry Potter bookmark for your reader friends. Whenever they're unmotivated, those Quidditch boots and broomstick sticking out will def draw them back to finally finish that book!

11. A coffee table book that gives super scientific answers to hilariously absurd hypothetical questions like "What would happen if everyone on earth was in the same place and they all jumped simultaneously?" Let your friends nerd out!

12. A Heineken beer can candle for the beer lovers. Make sure they don't accidentally mistake this for an actual beer can and end up trying to drink it unless you're that evil.

13. A set of 30 pun-filled postcards that'll, quite frankly, sound brilliant even to the most indifferent of them all.
14. How To Swear Around The World, a satirical book for your foul-mouthed friend. It'll teach them how to swear in different languages (with illustrations LOL) because that's a wonderful use of their time, of course.

15. A removable cat toilet seat sticker to add some cute humor into their bathroom experience.

16. A vampire garlic mincer that I will judge you for if you don't get, because this is the best personification of a pun. Tell your friend to give him a name and keep him on the counter.

17. An oven mitt perfectly suitable for all the cooks and baker friends in your life.

18. A ~cheeky~ corgi butt mouse pad to improve your friend's WFH setup and help with carpal tunnel prevention.

19. A Grumpy Cat wall calendar full of funny phrases and photographs for the perpetually cranky sourpusses in your life.

20. A slapstick square magnet to slap on their fridge and always make 'em laugh.
21. A perfectly snarky wooden sign because anyone would connect with it tbh.
22. An appropriately themed evil journal for that one friend who's always scheming.

23. A pair of goldfish-in-a-bag earrings that'll help them show off their quirky side.
24. A vehement "No!" button they can press when they get tired of saying "no" to everything from doing housework to Zoom calls. People will learn their lesson after this is used on them once or twice!

25. A pair of chicken leg socks that would be perfect for the scaredy cats. That's OK, you're here to rescue them.
26. A set of these self-aware ceramic plant pots perfect for your natural-green-thumb friends and the ones who can't take care of a plant to save their life.

27. Tequila Mockingbird, a hilarious book of cocktail recipes based on famous novels so they can indulge themselves with endless literary jokes, witty comments, and titles like The Pitcher of Dorian Grey Goose — it's genius.
