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We had a popcorn vomit bowl, but I don’t think it was ever used for anything but vomit. It was that cheap porous Tupperware plastic from the 80s, so I can’t imagine ever thinking to put food in it after using it as a sick bowl. The thing permanently reeked of Lysol.

Patrick Stewart as Professor Charles Xavier.

“Out, vile jelly!”

#16 alludes to a startling fact: heterosexual women did not exist for all of human history until the invention of the baby bottle

I want to ask they guy who wrote #4 why he has nipples if he wasn’t made for breastfeeding

This quiz really doesn’t account for how many Gen X and old millennial kids grew up watching shows from the 60s, 70s, etc. on Nick at Nite, the Family Channel, and WGN during the 80s and 90s

Lobsters used to be for the poor as well. They were so plentiful in New England so it was a cheap food to feed to prisoners in the 19th Century, which was a bit controversial because many thought it was cruel and unusual (I mean, they are basically giant bugs of the sea). But then… Read More

And I’m not necessarily judging people who eat foie gras, because my dietary habits are certainly not beyond reproach, but I think it goes beyond the limit as far as the suffering involved. I’m sure if I did a deep dive into everything I eat I would find many disturbing things along… Read More

Would not eat foie gras for ethical reasons. This list is certainly Euro-centric, leaving out things like shark fin or bird’s nest soup (which can be $100 a bowl), abalone, kopi luwak (coffee made from beans pooped out by the civet cat—can be $100 a cup), or any number of incredibly… Read More

French fries become a rich person food if you just call them pomme frites I guess? (French for French fries, but it literally translates to fried apples because potatoes are “apples of the earth”)