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    The "Riverdale" Parents Reading Thirst Tweets About Themselves Is Truly A Gift

    "Are you pocketing these?!"

    To celebrate the return of Riverdale, Marisol Nichols, Mark Consuelos, Skeet Ulrich, and Molly Ringwald swung by BuzzFeed to read some hilarious thirst tweets...

    ...and each tweet was honestly better than the last.

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    1.

    Every single dad on Riverdale is a dilf. Every. Single. One.

    Twitter: @itsnotcamryn / Via Twitter: @itsnotcamryn

    2.

    HOLY MAMA YOU ARE MORE THAN HOT. HEEELP IM LITERALLY CAN’T THINK STRAIGHT ANYMORE🥵🥵😍😍 @marisolnichols

    Twitter: @iitsyasii / Via Twitter: @iitsyasii

    3.

    Twitter: @tunbitches / Via Twitter: @tunbitches

    4.

    im loving daddies because of riverdale damn! Hiram lodge's another daddy and i just want to lick him

    Twitter: @micolijohnn / Via Twitter: @micoljohnn

    5.

    like.... scream days? yes. love it. but like SKEET AS FP JONES? FUCK ME UP

    Twitter: @ladylxzarus / Via Twitter: @ladylxzarus

    6.

    I wish it were 1984 cause I'd make Molly Ringwald fall in love with me.

    Twitter: @Gregorspencer13 / Via Twitter: @Gregorspencer13

    7.

    8.

    I would lick tequila out of FP Jones belly button. #riverdale

    Twitter: @HaleighGeorgia / Via Twitter: @HaleighGeorgia

    9.

    hi hello, i'd call both mark consuelos and hiram lodge daddy

    Twitter: @cissyissues / Via Twitter: @cissyissues

    10.

    Ooh! This is where I get to repeat the naughtiest #Riverdale joke I've ever made—that the initials for Skeet Ulrich's FP Jones stand for "Fuckable Parent." https://t.co/pZitLpeTlG

    Twitter: @suleikhasnyder / Via Twitter: @suleikhasnyder

    11.

    I have been in love with Molly Ringwald since I was ten years old. She started my red head obsession.

    Twitter: @Jonnietherotten / Via Twitter: @Jonnietherotten

    12.

    anyway hermione lodge out here looking fine as wine goodbye

    Twitter: @tinytopaaz / Via Twitter: @tinytopaaz

    13.

    Everyone is like omg @colesprouse is so hawttttt. And I’m like omg Skeet Ulrich is DADDY😍🤤🤤🤤🤤

    Twitter: @_BAdcock / Via Twitter: @_BAdcock

    14.

    Hiram Lodge, a hunk of a man and an asshole.

    Twitter: @lexis_reckless / Via Twitter: @lexis_reckless

    15.

    I am “why is Hiram Lodge such a toxic fuckboy DILF who could call me and get it” years old

    Twitter: @anne_theriault / Via Twitter: @anne_theriault

    16.

    17.

    Ill think I’ll always have a crush on Molly Ringwald

    Twitter: @w0ahkai / Via Twitter: @w0ahkai

    18.

    marisol nichols is so cute in friends i- 🥺🥺🥺

    Twitter: @lrrainewarren / Via Twitter: @lrrainewarren

    Make sure to catch Riverdale Wednesdays at 8/7c on The CW.