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1. A girthy ghost dildo designed with squishy silicone and 6 inches of insertable length. Forget Casper ā meet Gus.
This handcrafted dildo boasts a maximum girth of 6.25 inches and a medium-soft firmness for effortless insertion and play.Ā
Promising review: "Thank you so much! We ordered this as the prize for Beat Costume at our Halloween Party! A little bit of Trick and a whole lot of Treat! Very impressed with how well he glows!" āpsthompson06
Get it from Fantasticocks on Etsy for $45 (available in 47 color combinations).
Fantasticocks is a woman- and queer-owned sex boutique based in Ohio, creating premium-quality silicone sex toys designed for all bodies and desires.
2. A grinding pad inspired by Satan himself and created with a rigid silicone base studded with soft silicone nubs for extra stimulation.
The image above is worthy of any sexual deviant, but you can customize all of the colors on your own for a humping toy that's perfect for you. This pad also has two adjustable straps, so you can attach it to your pillow, an inflatable support, or even your partner's thigh!
Promising review: "I have many many toys, but this is truly unique. My wife loved it. I rest it on my pubic bone while she is on top riding. She just rubs back and forth on the tongue pad. AMAZING. The teeth are so soft and squishy. She says it felt incredible. Customer service is exceptional. I will be shopping here again many many times in the future, 10 out of 10." āMike
Get it from Mandrillo's Toys on Etsy for $68.85Ā (available in four color options).
Mandrillo's Toys is an artisan sex toy boutique based in Italy that specializes in premium silicone pleasure products.
3. A palm-sized vibratorĀ boasting a "tongue" with nine vibrations and nine licking motions, meaning it can l-l-l-lick you from your head to your toes, but no really.
Promising reviews:Ā "I bought this based on some random review on fb I saw. Also, free shipping. Holy hell! I squirted so quick. The orgasms came so quick and repeatedly. To the point my mind went numb. This little toy is amazing. So happy. Easy to clean because you need to. It was unbelievable. Your life will change." āTiffany Bueno
"Soul snatcher! This thang had me speaking in tongues, toes curling!!! When I tell you every time I use this ima take it on a date, have some candles and slow music out for it!! Good Grief, whoever hands blessed me with this I praise you. Iāve been in a good mood all day, even apologized to people who did me wrong. Now Iām planning to go to church. I thank you!!!!" āCyndonia spearman
Get it from Amazon forĀ $37.99+Ā (available in four colors).
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4. A glow-in-the-dark light saber dildo in case you want to "use The Force" to conjure up a couple of orgasms.
This ribbed dildo is 9 inches long with an insertable length of 8 inches.
Promising review: "I have to say this is one of my favorite dildos from this seller. I love cosplay and so the lightsaber aids my playtime very well!Ā I got mine in fluorescent green to support my fave characters in Star Wars but it is amazing that this dildo also glows in the dark! I love it in the bath, and also with lube. This is now also the toy I let others use on me because it looks so eye-catching! I also get a lot of brownie points for owning this toy hehe. Thinking about itā¦ It would be nice if this was available in other sizes?? Deffo a toy for the collection!! Hehe." āMbb
Get it from Angry Llama UK on Etsy for $56.92Ā (available in three colors with custom-color handle).
Angry Llama UK is an online boutique that specializes in premium silicone fantasy sex toys.
5. A powerful miniature wand vibrator created with supple silicone for a soft-touch feel and 20 functions to take you right to that blissful, blurry edge.
Promising reviews: "I have never had an experience with clitoral stimulation as I have with this lovely pink buddy!! Within the first few seconds, I thought I was going to gain wings and fly away........it's pure love at first pulse. Get you one ā you won't regret it!" āTessa Shove'
"Deceased. Dead. Soul gone. Slept for 14 hours after this thing. Iāve been stuck in my room for a month. The devil, the literal devil. š Iāll take 20." āSydney
Get it from Amazon for $19.10+ (available in eight colors).
6. A candy corn butt plug that may literally be a thing of nightmares, but will stuff you so good with its 4-inch insertable length and wide triangular design. This is probably the best candy corn you'll ever have.
Promising review: "This is a fun little piece! Medium firmness, great color. Fun little conversation piece!" āAyoosi
Get it from Fantasticocks on Etsy for $37.
7. A glow-in-the-dark dildo inspired by the Sand Worm from Beetlejuice that's made of platinum silicone with an 8 inch length. This is sure to deliver an otherworldly romp that'll have you screaming Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice....BEETLEJUICE!
Promising reviews: "Great quality, and the glow goes for days." āHarlan Bailey
"Seller answered all my questions since I've never ordered something like this before. Great customer service, they kept me informed about my order being late and when things were weird with mailing. 10/10 on looks since the sandworm is my favorite thing about Beetlejuice. 10/10 would order from them again!" āMackenzie
Get it from RCC Creations on Etsy for $104 (originally $130).
RCC Creations Shop is a professional body paint and special effects company based in Houston. They also create ~wicked~ premium silicone toys.
8. ClutchĀ by Unbound is a dual-stimulating vibrator designed with a wide ergonomic handle for effortless use and positioning, so you can find the perfect angle to enjoy it. Did I mention it has dual motors, so the internal and external arms can be controlled individually and offer up to 120 setting combinations? Well, now you know.
The internal arm has a rumbly thrusting motion with five intensity and five speed settings. The external arm boasts seven vibration intensities and five speed settings. Each can be controlled by its own individual button. And of course, in true Unbound fashion, this vibe is waterproof.
Promising reviews: "I purchased clutch during the first release and ordered 2 so I could gift one to a friend. I will tell you that Mrs clutch will have you arching your back and curling your toes. If your still deciding on wether to get her or not I suggest you do yourself favor and order asap!!!!" āShanell V.
"I have been a long-time fan of Unbound and have quite a few vibes from them. As someone who seems to only orgasm via clitoral stimulation*, this vibe is a godsend. It gives me fantastic internal pleasure while also giving me external vibrations to achieve orgasm. As someone who is hyper-sexual w/ a high libido, this checks all of my boxes: strong vibes, ease of use (LOVE THE HANDLE), smooth/soft texture, and good battery life. If you love the other vibes, PLEASE give this a try. It allows me to scratch that need to be filled while making sure I see stars. *Yes, I do get internal pleasure, but I have yet to achieve an internal orgasm. IF you needed to know." āKaylee M.
Get it from Unbound forĀ $98Ā or Amazon forĀ $88.20Ā (available in mint/sea and quartz/coral).
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9. A freaky open-ended Quickshot masturbator by Fleshlight that has both an alien mouth and butthole, so you can pick your poison.
Though short, the textured interior of this sleeve will deliver a feeling that's out of this world.
Promising reviews: "I got it for more of the gimmick and the look over anything. But that doesnāt mean it canāt do its job. Itās a quick shot what can you expect, gotta be imaginative and itās good." āMalik N.
"I got this and the Freaks Alien Queen Fleshlight. Let me tell you I didn't think I would enjoy it as much as I do, but it's like you have two toys in one because the feeling is different because it has two different openings. If you don't like seeing your member poke out when using this then this definitely isn't for you but it's easy to take care of and fairly dried up quicker when you're cleaning it. The look of the lips drive me insane so I had to get this one. Highly recommend if you can get it." āRamon S.
Get it from Fleshlight for $39.95.
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10. Yorick, the gothic femur bone dildo that's just over 7.5 inches and handmade with premium silicone, so you have a body-safe and satisfying romp. This big ol' insertable toy has a max. circumference of 7.5 inches and brings a whole new meaning to the term "boner."
Promising reviews: "10/10!!!! I've always wanted a bone of my own and this thing is exactly that while still being discreet enough that I can accidentally leave it lying around without raising too many eyebrows. A wonderful addition to my collection. Thank you so much!" āDiversaNulla
"Exactly as ordered! The shape is fantastic, the one end makes for an excellent handle while the other hits all the right spots." āKrysten Pound
Get it from Your Vagesty's Kingdom on Etsy for $75.
Your Vagesty's Kingdom is a woman- and queer-owned Memphis-based boutique that creates body-safe pleasure products and accessories.
11. A weighted silicone anal plug, so you can achieve that *very full* feeling you've been craving. Also, this hefty plug has six vibration patterns and four intensities for you to explore, making sure you get the most š„ bangš„Ā for your butt, er, buck.
Promising reviews: "This is such a wonderful plug. It slides in so easily and feels so comfortable. Almost like too comfortable but certainly full. I will want to go bigger soon. My wife will inherit this one for her starter plug." āMattmanTX
"I've been enjoying anal toys for a few years now and I have to say that this Vibrating Snug Plug is a 10 out of 10. The size and the way that it fits in my butt is a thrill." āRobert
Get it from B-Vibe for $94.99+Ā (available in five weights).
12. A hefty 8-inch stainless-steel dildo that offers a delectable weight and feeling if you want to treat your lover to a unique sort of pleasure.
Promising review: "My wife would have NEVER bought something like this to bring into our bedroom even though we have experimented with typical sex toys like vibrators and even a Lelo Gigi for G-spot stimulation. Well I ordered the Pure Wand and it came right on schedule and my wife calls me at work after it came to the front door and said she would take a look at it later. Well I got a text message from her and she said she put the baby down for a nap and had our older son 'busy' and she was going to take a peek at the new toy. Then, 25 mins later I get a phone call and all I can say was the first thing out of her mouth was 'OH MY GOD!!! OH MY GOD!!'Ā And for the whole coming weekend she was so pumped that it got used several times and she demonstrated it to me and I got to say if you want to get a toy that is going to help bring new life into your marriage bed then I'd HIGHLY recommend this one. BTW she wants to help me learn how to use it for prostate massage and I'm thinking about it..." āM. Green
Get it from Amazon for $90.
13. A set of skull-shaped silicone eggs that work perfectly with your favorite ovipositor for a unique sensation as you lay each one in your own sexy, supernatural nest.
Promising review: "I haven't used them yet but they are the perfect addition from Halloween festivities." āclonedlover
"I bought these almost immediately after my first purchase and I love them! The colors mixed together nicely and these ones have a pretty good firmness." āMichele
Get it from Fantasticocks on Etsy for $37 (available in 40+ color combinations).
14. The tried-and-true Satisfyer Pro 2 that'll probably make your legs twitch and the simulation glitch because of the power of its 11 no-contact pulsation intensities.
Promising reviews: "OK, this thing is the devil. Clearly. I don't know what I expected, but I wasn't even feeling frisky when I opened the package, I thought 'what the hell, I might as well give it a go' though, since I have the house to myself. ...I didn't last a minute. Literally, from not even in the mood to done in under a minute. The devil, I tell ya. Also, my new best friend." āJamerton
"This product makes me scream like Iām being slaughtered in the best possible way. This lil' thing is literally the devil and doesnāt take any mercy." āScreaming Sally
Get it from Amazon for $45.95 (available in three colors).
15. A skull-shaped cock ring that's made of flexible silicone to fit over your member for heightened sensitivity during all sorts of play.
Promising reviews: "Not as stretchy as i anticipated, but just enough. Sized just right. My gf had fun with it ;)" āAlex
"Super adorable and made of durable material. Should stretch big enough for most individual needs. A little thinner on the sides than I was expecting. Add some bulk and this product will be perfect! š¤š" āAlice Goodson
Get it from Bees Bizarre Bazaar on Etsy for $14.80 (available in seven colors).
Bees Bizarre Bazaar is a UK-based small business that creates steampunk- and alternative-inspired handcrafted items, including fantasy sex toys.
16. A premium silicone dildo created with a design that's literally decaying...but shoutout to this zombie for packing 8 inches and wanting more than just "brains."
Promising reviews: "The texture had me climaxing within seconds which is unique because its technically a decaying penis but it feels pretty good. I wish the insertion length was shorter IMO." āAlejandro A.
Get it from Fleshlight for $74.95.
17. The Puff by Unbound, which is a compact suction vibe that'll make you question why you don't have a suction toy already.
Puff is my pandemic road dawg. When I'm in need of something quick, want to relax or just need to get rid of some of the horniness flowing through my veins...I reach for this little vibe right here. I've used it enough that I know setting #3 is where I should stay....but setting #5 is going to take me to the edge of bliss, so I indulge. Also, showers, traveling (no travel-lock though so pack it well) and crowded house discretion makes this my go-to recommendation to anyone who asks. Anyways, that's enough from me, but definitely check out my Unbound Puff review if you want the whole run-down!
Promising reviews:Ā "Listen. All I can say isā¦ buy this immediately. I fell out of bed the first time I used it, saw god for the first time, and was convinced I broke my š. 10/10! Also hella cute, charges fast, and you can take it in the shower! Perf for beginners! <3" ākat
"If yāall are wondering if you should buy puff Iām here to tell you that this babe was sent straight from heaven. Iāve been trying to explore my sexuality this year and get to know my body better (with a partner and solo)! I wanted to try a toy for the first time but wasnāt sure where to start, until I came across Puff. I read the reviews and decided to give it a tryā¦ I am SHOCKED!! I had three body shaking climaxes in a row. Iām pretty sure I looked like something straight out of the exorcism with the way my body was twitching lmao. Itās so easy to use and the design is gorgeous! I canāt wait to try more products. :)" āAlaina
Get it from Unbound or UltaĀ for $48 (available in mint and pink).
18. The Tantus Magma dildoĀ boasts intricate molten drips on the exterior for extra sensation during use. This big boy is sure to satisfy at 7 inches long and 1.5 inches wide at its max. Things are getting...hot, to say the least.
Promising review: "First and foremost I must warn you: the Tantus Magma is much larger than advertised. You're thinkin' Ol' Faithful and I'm sayin' Mt. St. Helens. The Magma's supposed 1.5" *MAX* diameter is at the widest point just below the 'head' more like 1.85". (I have measured several times and the circumference at this point is very close to 6"). When it comes to things that are going in your hole(s) this is a *very* big difference!! Thus as they say. I would characterize it as 'very firm' silicone (and nice quality). Coupled with the size this makes it an intense ride and a very challenging toy. All that being said, I do harbor a fondness for my Magma, which wiped out every last trace of civilization and began terraforming its own world a world of bigger and weirder sex toys and for that I will always be grateful. TL;DR this lava-dick is way bigger than advertised but hey maybe you should go for it anyway." āFirefighter
Get it from Spectrum Boutique for $39.99Ā or Amazon for $49.99 (available in black and red).
19. A 7.75-inch lava lamp dildo that's extra groovy with UV reactive silicone and a girthy, tapered design to blow your mind all the way back to the 70s.
Promising reviews: "I haven't put the lava lamp to actual use besides lighting it up with the included UV LED light, but it's really neat looking and seems well made. Thanks!" āDouglas
"This is the best toy I have every purchased. I truly love an original item that isn't manufactured! Great design and feels wonderful." āKay
Get it from Nawty Toy Box on Amazon for $75.
Nawty Toy Box is a Chicago-based sex toy boutique that specializes in creating premium fantasy dildos and plugs at a more affordable price.
20. The Fleshlight Freaks Reaper, which is a horrifying version of everyone's favorite masturbator with a unique opening that leads to a ribbed and rippled sleeve for a spooky, but satisfying stroke session.
Promising review:Ā "Not at all as scary as it looks. Reaper is very comfortable, and starts off feeling kinda squishy, but very sensational. You'll be done soon." āDave O.
Get it from Fleshlight for $79.95.
21. A one-of-a-kind grinding pad inspired by the iconic spellbook from Hocus PocusĀ and made of supple silicone for a super satisfying (and spooky) hump session. Orgasms will have you like: BooOOOoooOOOOOoooK!
Promising review: "So happy with this toy, it's so gorgeous in person and it is a super fun toy to use." āTessa Monroe
Get it from Fantasticocks on Etsy for $47.60 (originally $56).
22. An 11.5" body-safe fisting toy that's realistic in size and shape, and only gets weird when you think about the fact that it's a dismembered arm...but like, it'll reach your sweet spot.
Promising reviews: "Here let me give you a hand with that.... Overall great quality, soft, bendable, and gives you an incredible full feeling if you're into this kind of thing. It is pretty much a full-size woman's hand, definitely not for the beginner." āMatt162
"Perfect for a kinky experience that can, after practice, open new realms of pleasure and fantasy. Firm, but the fingers are flexible enough to be comfortable even during rough use. The 'duckbill' design is easier to tolerate than the closed fist models." āR. Adams
Get it from Amazon for $31.86+Ā (available in three colors).
23. A gothic dildo taking the term "heartache" to the extreme with a unique silicone design featuring a realistic heart base being stabbed by a 6-inch...um...sword.
Promising review: "Oh my gosh I wish I had done an unboxing video bc this was the most fun toy to open I have ever received. The coffin box I am keeping FOREVER! Also the toy itself is so gorgeous I am keeping it on display. I will definitely order again!" āiamsmileyman
Get it from Velvet Alley Designs on Etsy for $32.50 (originally $65 and available with three coffin box options).
Velvet Alley Designs is a family-owned small business based in New Mexico that specializes in premium silicone pleasure products.
24. A powerful rechargeable wand vibrator designed with a firm rounded head and flexible neck, so you can reach every nook and cranny for some much-needed "relief."
This wand has seven vibration modes.
Promising reviews:Ā "This vibrator is now my very favorite piece. I was impressed with how quiet it was when operating and even more impressed with the resulting orgasms and aftershocks... it seriously rocked myĀ world." āAnonymous
"I tried this, using a good amount of lube, and used it for massaging the penis, balls, perineum, and around the anus. ... It is a very pleasurable feeling all around. I was surprised of the feeling when I pressed hard on the perineum, and quickly found myself first of all āleakingā and then an amazing orgasm! ā Never had a P-spot orgasm before! MMM! Haven'tĀ tried using in conjunction with an internal prostate massager yet (another favorite toy), but looking forward to it. It was initially hard to work out how to āflyā it, but got there. Also a bit difficult to find the charging port at the bottom of the wand ā it is concealed, but is there. Love the toy overall, mmmm." āMark šĀ
Get it from Lovehoney for $79.99.
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25. A hand-sculpted artisan dildo, just perfect for play with several design options including gentle curves, a suction cup base, and a girth to make your eyes roll back. If the only thing you miss about your ex is the D...one of these will do perfectly.
The pictured dildos and plugs are all part of Blush's Avant collection, with several representing the colors of a specific Pride flag for their uber-popular Pride collection. Each dildo is a different length and girth, so you literally can't go wrong. If you want more specifics on why these dildos are so perfect, check out my review on the Purple Rain D2 Avant dildo.
Promising reviews: "Awesome awesome awesome! In LOVE. Great price, real silicone, no scent when you open the box. A super velvety touch too. Buy this ā you won't regret it!" āAmazonFanGirl
"I love sex toys, this one is the newest one in my collection. This brand makes the most soft and sensational sex toys that I've ever used. The feel is wonderful to the skin and if you're looking for something more on the bigger side this is the right one for you. I generally prefer dildos with a more narrow head so if you're like me you may have a hard time (pun intended) getting this one in but I took on the challenge. I just had to get very lubricated and extra turned on in order to fit this big boy, but in the end I had that feeling of fullness that I was looking for accompanied by the amazing texture from the toy and ended up coming super hard and feeling completely satisfied. Highly recommend for that lonely weekend or with some fun with your partner. :)" āSatisfied customerĀ (on Summer Fling)
Get them from Amazon for $55.99+ (available in assorted sizes and colors).
26. A collection of spooky sex toys in case you have trouble deciding what you want or just want several treats to yourself, these Halloween-themed options probably have a few naughty tricks to explore.
There are 14 toys to choose from, including anal plugs ranging from 1.26 inches wide to 2.16 inches and dildos ranging from 6 to 10 inches. And you can pick from a purple and green design, a candy corn-inspired design or a classic black and orange Halloween design.
Get it from Twisted Mountain Toys on Etsy for $39+Ā (available in three color schemes).
Twisted Mountain Toys is based in Kansas City, Kansas and specializes in creating hand crafted inclusive sex toys and pleasure products for all bodies and genders. The team is majority female and all team members are strong LGBTQ allies.
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