29 Quiet Sex Toys For Anyone Looking For Discretion

Silent sex toys don't exist. But these ones are super discreet according to reviewers. 🤫

1. A minimalist vibrator that boasts three speeds and a tapered tip for targeted stimulation. This vibe includes a convenient canvas carrying bag for when you eventually decide to take it on the go.

Maude

Promising reviews: "I have enjoyed Vibe for a couple of weeks now and I'm loving it. It's small but impactful. The texture feels good. It's not too loud. Happy user. :)" —Dr. S.

"Just received mine in the green color. The packaging is great! I LOVEEE the feel of the silicone, it’s so soft and flexible. Easy to maneuver and one simple button. Design is great and it’s pretty quiet!! Very discreet too, exactly what I needed. Will prob buy a second one!" —tessa

Get it from Maude for $49 (available in three colors).

2. The scintillating Satisfyer Pro 2, boasting 11 intensities of no-contact clitoral stimulation, so you can ride wave after wave of pleasure.

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Promising review: "I never write reviews but I had to for this. I was thinking the reviews must be over exaggerated but NO I am happily wrong. This thing is AMAZING. If you are searching for something look no further! I’ve had this bad boy 90 minutes and used it three times. Just hit 'buy now' you won’t regret it. The sound is minimal to none when it’s in place." —Victoria

"With this Satisfyer Pro 2, I have to say I'm very impressed with this little thing and I've only just used it twice thus far! My only issue is that the design isn't very ergonomic to hold if you're a bit of a... mover.. and have a hard time keeping your arm in place. That being said, I do definitely recommend grabbing this up. If you're trying to be discreet, the button-pressing is a bit loud, and if you are generous with lube, you get a wet sucking sound when an edge of the suction seal is lifted when repositioning. Other than that, the toy running is pretty quiet. The settings have good range and the most powerful one is almost too powerful. The pulsing is amazing and you can adjust as needed to your sensitivity level without being over or underwhelmed." —Katreina McCormick

Get it from Amazon for $39.95 (available in three colors).

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3. A vibrating anal plug that'll rock your world with its graduated design and seven vibration modes.

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The diameter of the beads range from 0.78 inches to 1.4 inches for thrilling and filling sensations.

Promising review: "Sometime these sort of products have inconsistent vibration for the length of the toy — not this one. The material is soft, perfectly graduated sized balls, and the vibration carries through to the length of the toy. Also the handle is really more ergonomic than the usual. Great design. And like all Phanxy items it is well constructed and also super quiet." —MT

Get it from Amazon for $19.99 (available in black and purple).

4. The Starsi vibrator, created with supple silicone and a unique star shape that curves and clings all over for out-of-this-world sensations.

Cute Little Fuckers

Starsi was designed for all bodies to explore pleasure and can be used with the included removable bullet vibrator or without, in case you are a fan of grinding or just want to stimulate areas with a little less intensity.

Promising reviews: "There is a different feeling from each point of the star, and the center works well too! Another review pointed out that this is not the most powerful vibrator out there, which is true. But I happily contend that it's one of the best vibrators available! It's unassuming, quiet, and easy to use with toys or a partner. And I LOVE that the vibrator motor can be replaced. Big fan. :)" —A L

"I love the way I can read erotica and grind on Starsi! I use a hitachi regularly and I would say that for me Starsi is a fun toy to edge myself, but I can eventually go over the edge just grinding after a while. The little ends feel really nice for sensation play as well. Also Starsi is so quiet!" —Cassidy

Get it from Cute Little Fuckers for $79 (available in coral and rose).

Cute Little Fuckers is a queer-owned small business that features (some very adorable) creature-inspired sex toys, making them less intimidating and more versatile to everyone’s needs.

5. The extra-sleek and ergonomic Kip lipstick vibrator by Dame designed with waterproof silicone and five powerful speeds, so you can enjoy pinpointed clitoral stimulation.

Dame

Promising reviews: "My husband and I tried Kip when it arrived. I can honestly say that was the most intensity I've ever had from any vibrator. The compact size is perfect and didn't make too much noise. It took a minute to get the placement right for me, but after that, well...Wow! Just wow. I do wish it had some type of locking feature. Other than that, I love it." —Erica S.

"This toy is perfect. Such a smooth texture and so pretty and tasteful! I love that I don’t feel gross leaving it out on my nightstand. The design is amazing for solo use. I wasn’t sure I would like the pointed tip, but it’s so awesome to be able to try the toy in different positions — all of them feel amazing. It’s nice and quiet, especially on the lowest setting which is usually intense enough for me. Love this toy so much and will definitely purchase more from Dame!" —Mc W.

Get it from Dame for $75 or Amazon for $95 (available in lavender and lemon).

6. A dual-stimulating vibrator with 10 vibration settings and 11 intensities, not to mention innovative suction technology that stimulates your clit all the way to nirvana.

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It also has Smart Silence technology, which means it turns itself off when not touching your body. And it includes a secondary suction tip, to make sure you have the perfect fit for a custom (kinda) blended orgasm. 

My colleague Taylor Steele owns this toy and loves it, saying it's definitely worth the price: "This is the toy that, if it somehow went missing, I'd probably die. I'm. Serious. I love the size and feel of the Duo. Its 12 pressure *and* vibration modes leave nothing to be desired...because everything you could want is right here in one luxurious package! And I love that it senses when it's no longer needed and goes into sleep mode (until I'm ready for more, of course)! Please treat yourself to this toy. It *will* make your life better."

Promising review: "This toy instantly became my favorite and is the only one I use now! The design and technology are amazingly effective and such a pleasure to use. It is also very quiet and I like that it automatically stops when removed from contact. It is pricey but ultimately is so worth it. My only regret is that I didn’t buy this before I bought other toys." —Grace Carol

Get it from Amazon for $219 (available in three colors).

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7. A precision bullet vibrator by Vush that's both pretty and powerful with 25 vibrating combinations and a gently flexible design.

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What, like it's hard?

Promising reviews: "Amazing!! This thing is surprisingly quiet and VERY effective. The vibrations are comparable to the “Magic Wand” Massage Wand, if not more. This exceeded all my expectations and surprised me in the best way. I had been slightly worried since I read some reviews saying it was too loud, but I had no issues at all. The noise control was perfect. If you have your door shut, no one would be able to hear it at all. This is quite possibly one of the best toys I’ve purchased. Thank you!" —Vivian S.

"Amazing product, especially for first-time users. The petals are also lovely which I wasn’t expecting! It’s quiet, so need to worry about that if that’s a concern, and easy to clean as well. I highly recommend this to anyone looking for something effective and also pretty!" —Kate G.

Get it from Vush for $90.

Vush is an Australia-based sexual wellness brand that’s all about self-love and creating IGworthy sex toys that’ll rock your world and match your aesthetic.

8. A palm-sized vibrator that can also l-l-l-lick you from your head to your toes, but no really — this toy has a "tongue" that has nine vibrations and nine licking motions for dual stimulation.

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Promising reviews: "It works great and is also easy to clean. I like that the noise level isn't too loud. I like that there are different options for both the tongue and for the vibrations and you can do one or the other. Very easy to use and I can definitely see myself using this often." —KA

"Good toy for the price. Does many functions and gets the job done quick. It's quiet too, good for when you need stealth mode. 😆 I would recommend." —Sunny jones

Get it from Amazon for $31.99+ (available in four colors).

9. A slim silicone vibrator designed with a gentle curve to specifically reach your G-spot and blow your mind with 25 vibration modes and frequencies.

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Promising reviews: "This vibe is quiet, sleek, and discreet. Great toy for a beginner, as it is thin and slender while still packing a punch of vibration. I love that it comes with a pouch to keep it in when not in use." —Imxsamantha

"Positively love it! Small, soft to the touch and super quiet (it's actually quiet, not like other toys that say quiet and you can hear in the next room). Bottom twists off to get to charging port which is an added bonus for those of us skeptical of our waterproof toys. This toy is a must-buy." —Ms Lee

Get it from Amazon for $49.99.

10. A palm-sized wand vibrator that proves big things come in *tiny* packages. This teensy external toy has 10 powerful vibration settings and water-resistant design in case you're into bath or shower play.

Emojibator

Promising reviews: "Don’t be fooled by the size! This little thing has given me some of the best orgasms. It’s almost too powerful at times. I love it. Who needs a man when you have a vibrator? Especially this one!" —darkcrystalgoddess

"Love the vibrator setting variations and how easy it is to travel with/stow the wand because of its size. Powerful as hell as well!" —N & L

Get it from Emojibator or Amazon for $44.

Emojibator products are designed with love in Philadelphia and include novelty sex toys inspired by fruits and emojis.

11. The Pixie clitoral vibrator by Sweet Vibes boasting 10 powerful vibration modes to explore through its flexible wings on any of your erogenous zones.

Sweet Vibrations

The Pixie is waterproof, so you can play in the shower and bath. Also, Sweet Vibrations understands that all bodies are different, so they offer a lifetime warranty that reviewers rave about!

Promising reviews: "Very excited when I got this product! The first thing I looked at was the noise level, since previous bullet vibes I’ve had seem to have a car engine in them. The noise level was low for even the highest settings, so I didn’t feel worried roommates could hear. The prongs ended up not working for my body, but the customer service is very supportive and was able to help me out." —J

"First, this company is amazing! The service team is super fast, and you can not go wrong with the warranty. You know they want you to be happy. Pixie is my favorite. The toy fits easily in your hand, is easy to use solo or with your partner, silky soft, quiet, waterproof and easy to clean. On top of that, it charges quickly and holds the charge. Different levels of intensity, depending on what part you use. I love this one. I know we are all different, but this works for me!" —C.F.

Get it from Amazon for $49.99 (available in pink and jade).

12. A curvy rabbit vibrator with a slender shaft to slip inside and unique rabbit "ears" that knead and massage your clitoris. Yeah, pretty sure you need this.

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This dual-stimulating silicone toy offers 10 powerful vibration modes and 5 inches of insertable length to reach that sweet spot. Good thing this toy is waterproof, or else all that stimulation would create a problem.

Promising review: "Best toy I have ever used! I was so hesitant about buying it due to the price and some of the reviews. But honestly it is amazing. Not silent, but quiet enough to shut the door and no one to hear outside the door. This is everything a girl could ask for." —Haoran Li

"I was worried about the noise that some mentioned, but I didnt even think it was that loud in comparison to some others I've had. My first toy with the bunny ears. The bunny ears adds such another dimension of pleasure! Definitely recommend." —Denis Rigsby

Get it from Amazon for $32.99 (available in purple and teal).

13. The Puff compact suction vibrator beloved by beginners and more experienced 'bators who enjoy riding the five intensities to climax over and over again.

Unbound

It's me. I am 'bators. JK, but seriously — I love this toy. And every time I think another one has shown up to take its place, I am reminded by the compact size, easy handling and very very discreet noise (when pressed against the body)...that this toy is my ride or die. I tell everyone I know, and now I'm telling you. Never used suction? Get the Puff. New to sex toys? Get the Puff. Just want to expand your ever-growing collection? Puff. If you need to know more about this sex toy and why I personally love it, make sure to read my review of why Unbound's Puff is my favorite sex toy.

Promising reviews: "I was skeptical of how quiet this sucker could really be, but let me tell you, after opening my Puff today and test driving in the shower I am ELATED to shout that not only does it do the job — it does the job on the down low.

As anyone who shares a space will know, private sexy time can be a challenge. Luckily the Puff starts at such a low rumble it's more of a purr — audible, but easily blending to white noise. Once the shower was on with a quiet fan running, it was enough to completely mask over the sound of the Puff at its lower settings (1, then 2, and almost 3). Better yet, by the time it became slightly audible on 3 (although still not something you would take for a vibrator in the shower), I was in the throes of suckual bliss, and did not even have to explore 4 or 5. Something to look forward to :).

Other things that stood out: as my first vibrator, I was pleasantly surprised at the GENTLENESS of the thing. For one, the material is soft, but firm — a supple, tactile sensation that is as comfortable as it is erotic, really taking the suction and vibes home. But the suction itself was also surprisingly soft: a tender, but definitely palpable sensation that built with each level and never became harsh or startling. The more I think about it, EVERY part of the Puff from the ergonomic shape and round edges to material and delivery embodies SOFT POWER and says to me: 'By Women, For Women.' If that's not good vibes, I don't know what is." —J.C.

Get it from Unbound for $48 (available in quartz and mint).

14. A luxury external vibrator featuring a vibrant hue and palm-sized, contemporary pebble-shaped design that embraces your curves, so you can guide it all over your favorite erogenous zones.

Smile Makers

The Ballerina vibrator is new and improved with six speeds and six pulsation patterns, and features an exciting (and indulgent) "Surprise Me" mode that you'll have to play with to find out more about.

I own this elegant toy annnnnnd boy, was I surprised. First off: it's very powerful. Do not let its palm-sized design fool you, because it definitely fooled me. The ability to switch between broad stimulation and targeted is absolutely a game-changer, like it makes it seem like you're exploring your body for the first time. "Surprise Me" mode: yes. Just yes. It's a randomization of all of the patterns, so you literally don't know what to expect. Anyways, this thing packs a punch and it's absolutely worth it.

Promising review: "I don't usually write product reviews. But when a product gives you the best, most satisfying orgasm of your life in less than 5 minutes... you have to let the world know. I almost cried it felt so good! Totally different sensation than I get from any other toy (and I have a few). I also concur with everyone else in saying that it is very quiet (you may not be though ;)) and I like being able to just go between speeds instead of cycling through all of them to get yo the one you want. I also love texture; it feels more intimate than other toys. Works pretty well hands-free even if you are laying on your side or on your stomach. My only (minor) complaint is that it can be hard to reach the button to change the setting due to the way it sits. But again...Best orgasm of my life. Thank you, Smile Makers!" —Carly

Get it from Smile Makers for $129.

15. A soft and sophisticated vibrator that doesn't play around when it comes to stimulating your G-spot. A flexible and textured 1.34-inch bulb shivers with seven vibration modes that you can pinpoint with precision using its slender 6-inch handle.

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Promising reviews: "This is my third Phanxy product and I have to say; they never disappoint. The packaging is tasteful, the toys always look like they cost 3x what they actually do, and they last a long time. This G-spot vibrator was a new concept for me and I’m really glad I tried it: it's quiet, the exterior is smooth silicone, easy to charge (magnetic USB provided in box), and WOW. This vibe has multiple speeds and you will definitely find more than one speed that fits you. If your G-spot is your go to, this is the toy for you because it will take you over the moon many times over." —Marilee

Get it from Amazon for $16.85 (available in pink and purple).

16. A couples' remote-controlled vibrator designed to be worn effortlessly and deliver dual-stimulation, so you and your S.O. can spice things up in your intimacy with the simple touch of a button.

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Promising reviews: "Love how quiet it is and love the magnetic charger. Was super eager to try with the remote and nine different vibration settings — did not disappoint!! Easy to use and stimulates all the right parts. Phanxy is now our go-to for all toys!" —B & A

"This toy is one of my favorites in my collection. Since I have roommates and very thin walls, and usually a sleeping baby in the room, the noise level was my main concern. And for how powerful it is, it remains quiet enough that nobody can hear it and the little one stays sound asleep. The remote makes changing the settings on it super convenient and the charge lasts for a long time on both of them. Also, another thing that makes this toy one of the best is how easy it is to clean. No cracks or crevices to have issues with. Just a quick soap and water wash does the job and its ready to go." —Janessa spicer

Get it from Amazon for $25.99 (available in red and purple).

17. A silicone Fin vibrator from Dame because it'll transform your fingers into all-powerful orgasm machine. Not to mention this is a great way to make keeping your hands warm fun.

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A removable tether allows for more or less control, while the pointy tip and squishy side offer different sensations to your favorite spots.

Promising reviews: "This is my first product from Dame, a company I’m so thankful these ladies started! I love the Fin — it’s design is sleek and small and the sound is quiet enough not to get in the way if used during sex. Love the 3 speed option too. Will definitely purchase again!" —Sherri N.

"Fin is fun and the perfect size! It’s not clunky like some other vibrators. The three speeds are great. I was a little concerned because I saw reviews say that it was too loud but honestly I haven’t really noticed the sound at all! Overall, I love Fin and would definitely recommend it!" —Shelby R.

Get it from Dame for $85 or Amazon for $83.55+ (available in four colors).

18. A petite precision bullet designed with silky silicone and seven vibration modes to tickle your fancy all over.

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Promising reviews: "I was very impressed with the power and the quietness of this vibrator. I don’t have to worry about other people in the house hearing it, and worrying about that is a turn off. It is so simple to use and is great to use in partnered sex as well. It makes you come and come. It hides easily in your purse in a black storage bag which becomes almost invisible in the bottom of a purse. Save your money from buying expensive toys and buy this." —L. Green

"I love how quiet it is, the first mode is plenty enough to get you started. I love all the modes and the battery life is really good on it. 10 out of 10 would definitely get again!" —Kiersten

Get it from Amazon for $13.99 (available in three colors).

19. A sleek and curvy G-spot vibe elegantly designed to flex with your body and reach all the right spots inside and out.

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At 7.6 inches long and 1.5 inches wide (at the largest point), this vibrator sets itself apart with 10 unique vibration modes.

Promising reviews: "I am so glad I purchased this to add to my collection, this toy is super soft and I love that it is flexible and ribbed for pleasure. It is very quiet but also powerful. I love that each mode has a different color so you can just memorize your favorite color setting, no more counting how many times to click it to get to your favorites anymore. It is a great length and thickness, just right to get the job done ;)." —Laurin Sutton

"This toy is by far my favorite! It's very soft and is nice and bendy to better fit your anatomy! The vibrations are pretty strong and the best part? Its super quiet! That might not be a big deal to some but for someone who is new to toys or might need something quiet because a living situation, this is a great option! It has multiple functions which is great if you are new because you may not know what you like yet. Great product! Highly recommend!!" —Jennifer E.

Get it from Amazon for $36.98 (available teal and purple).

20. The Empress 2 clitoral suction vibrator by Vush, beloved by reviewers for its waterproof design and 40 potential pulsation and vibration combinations to explore.

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Promising reviews: "Small enough to perfectly fit in your hand and very travel-friendly! Super quiet (minus the intense noises coming from yourself ;]) and well worth the money spent." —Leah D.

"I'm impressed with The Empress. If you're looking for something with no noise, get this baby!! Great product!" —Vianna H.

Get it from Vush for $160.

21. The Cherry — one of Emojibator's latest sex toys — boasts nine vibration modes and a waterproof design for external play in and out of the shower or bath. Not to mention, it's sleek, travel-friendly design offers discreet vibes whenever you ~pop~ your cherry.

Emojibator

Promising review: "I am OBSESSED with the cherry emoji vibrator 🙌❣️️Incredible orgasms from this toy. First off, it is so freaking cute 😍🍒 You would never realize it was a vibrator if you didn't already know 😏 It's portable, discreet, and quiet, while giving the best vibrating pleasure (with multiple settings too!) I love that you can hold it from the stem or the cherry itself. 🍒" —Rachael

Get it from Emojibator or Amazon for $44.

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22. Dame's latest toy launch: Com, a powerful wand vibrator with an ergonomic curved design for easy handling and five vibration patterns and five speed intensities for you to explore all over.

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Promising reviews: "We were looking for something quiet to be used in places where a little discretion is called for but strong enough to create the desired result. Not an easy task — quiet usually means weak, and strong vibrations mean noisy motors. The Com is perfect. The Com doesn’t shake the bed like a Magic Wand, but it is super quiet and zero to O is just a few minutes." —Nancy S.

"We have had the Aer for a while, and my wife loves it! There are times when she doesn’t prefer it though, and wants to use a more traditional vibrator. So I bought the Com for her, and it drives her crazy! What we love about it is that it’s very powerful, quiet, and has multiple speeds and vibration patterns. Also, the shape makes it convenient and it doesn’t get in the way of penetration. Her orgasms with the Com are INTENSE!! She switches back and forth between the Com and the Aer depending on which one she’s in the mood for. I HIGHLY recommend both of them!!!" —Joshua L.

Get it from Dame for $125 (available in periwinkle and pink).

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23. A classic rabbit vibrator boasting powerful dual motors and a titillating heating function that gets up to 107 degrees F to satisfy all your needs.

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The two motors in the shaft and "ears" offer nine powerful vibration modes. It's also waterproof, so go ahead and enjoy it in the bath.

Promising reviews: "This toy is a great one. The warming sensation adds a new element to our time together. The toy is very quiet, yet very strong. It charges quickly and is easy to operate. My wife really enjoys using it even on her own. If you are looking for a great product for the upcoming fall/winter season, I would definitely recommend that you purchase this little wonder." —KC MadDog

"This rabbit has super soft silicone which feels amazing and is super easy to clean The warming feature is so much fun to play around with! And it's pretty quiet so there's no need to worry about noise level. Overall a great find and definitely would recommend to anyone considering!!" —A

Get it from Amazon for $35.99 (available in purple and pink).

24. The Volta by Fun Factory boasts an innovative design for targeting the clitoris with six powerful speeds and patterns through its fluttering tips. With this toy, the only noise will be coming from you.

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Promising review: "I bought both the Volta and the Manta for cis-M/F play. The Volta is thus far the favorite, but the Manta may need a bit more of a learning curve, I'll review it later. I believe both are built around the same chassis.

"The Volta is delightfully multifunctional. It's teasing flickers added just the right amount of external stimulation for his perineum and anus (external only) to take a handy to Everest heights. The toy is the perfect size that once turned on, I could control and enjoy by gently pivoting and rocking my pelvis and clitoris on the control end of the toy whilst providing anal stimulation of differing pressure. This is our first play session with toy and it was never set above the lowest setting.

"Travel lock and easy controls require a mention, easy two-button travel lock and unlock that don't require working knowledge of Morse code....brilliant! The buttons are notable in feel, instead of impressions that don't help when you are working without vision. He laughed that the toy had a 'fun' button, but the button is not wrong.

"This toy is impressively quiet. Yes, we only played with it at the lowest setting, but I did cycle through all its settings. Sound, is surprisingly minimal, meaning this toy would also excel in subrosa self-play." —purple

Get it from Fun Factory for $139.99 (also available in limited edition blue) or Amazon for $119.46+ (available in four colors).

25. The Pom vibrator by Dame, which is designed to deliver broad or targeted stimulation with its flexible design that fits effortlessly into the palm of your hand.

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A waterproof design plus five vibration modes and five intensities, make this luxury toy great for bath time or introducing into couples' play.

Promising reviews: "O. Yes capital O! There are settings to meet your every need and speed. It’s dainty, discreet in look, shipping, and sound! It whispers, but you won’t be! I am very satisfied, you know. But really I love the soft feel, charger and I would recommend to all my friends who need to get that specific spot just the right way." —Kolbi H.

"I love how incredibly soft this is. It's also unbelievably quiet. I love it!" —Brian B.

Get it from Dame or from Amazon for $95 (available in jade and plum).

Dame Products is a woman-founded company developing premium sex toys to encourage vulnerability, heighten intimacy, and add value to pleasure.

26. A waterproof clitoral suction vibrator that has innovative technology to stimulate your clit without direct contact.

Womanizer

This little toy has an ergonomic design for easy handling and six vibration modes to blow your mind.

Promising reviews: "Highly recommend for a quiet and powerful solo or multi-partner event. Doesn't numb you in comparison to my top favorite the Hitachi wand. Actually prefer this over the wand most nights. Compact yet powerful." —Kassandra

"Wife's new favorite toy. Small, discreet, relatively quiet compared to a normal vibrator, but POWERFUL! And she can keep going, over and over because it's a back and forth suction, not a vibration (causing over stimulation). Holds charge for a long time and easy to clean. You definitely won't regret this purchase!" —Timothy Hughes

Get it from Amazon for $74 (available in four colors).

27. A novelty Emojibator vibrator brilliantly designed to be both hilarious and functional, for anyone who wants to go fuck themselves, literally.

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Whether you choose the chili pepper, banana, pickle or OG eggplant vibe, each one has 10 vibration settings, a waterproof design and is battery-operated.

Promising reviews: "First toy ever, I'm OBSESSED!!!!! Really good material, super quiet, strong vibration." —Christina (on Eggplant)

"I had the chili pepper vibrator previously and it lasted for 2–3 years until I broke it by over-twisting the cap. This purchase was a replacement. The power level is still the same. It's dead silent; you can have this thing running full blast on a counter top and it sounds like a faint electronic hum. It also does not get hot which I've experienced with other vibrators. The shape of the banana is sort of square and there's not as much vibration at the tip of it. I think this one is better for insertion which is not really what I was hoping for. I'll probably buy that pepper again lol" —Chekhov S. (on Banana)

Get it from Emojibator for $34 (available in eggplant, chili pepper, banana, or pickle) or Amazon for $29 (available in eggplant, chili pepper, banana, or pickle).

28. A discreet air-pulse stimulator equipped with pressure-wave technology and comes in a discreet travel-size case, so it's a perfect tag-along to that cabin getaway you've been waiting for.

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A discreet case means you can toss it into your tote or carry-on and 11 intensities mean you can experience a different kind of pleasure at home or on the go, you know?

Promising reviews: "If you're looking for the best budget toy of this kind then you've found it right here. Wonderful discreet packaging, cool magnetic charger and cover, and quiet as hell while packing a seriously powerful punch. Worth every penny." —Lisa

"OMG. Purchased this on a whim. I’ve only ever used vibrators before this. I am super impressed! Super quiet. Different speeds are excited. It is loud if it’s not pressed up to you though. Super happy with this product!!!!" —Satisfied Customer

Get it from Amazon for $44.87.

29. The curvilicious Arc G-spot vibrator by Dame designed with a clit-stimulating ridge, five intensities, and five patterns to keep you buzzing with pleasure.

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This waterproof vibrator has a runtime of 1.5 hours and an ergonomic shape that offers easy handling.

Promising reviews: "Great packaging, quality, and vibration! Quiet motor and SUPER powerful. Would recommend!" —Alice M.

"The five different patterns and speeds make this toy fantastic! I’ll usually use it internally and then use the Pom on my clit at the same time. Another plus is that it’s super quiet. I think it’s the most quiet vibrator I have along with Pom." —Leah B.

Get it from Dame or Amazon for $115 (available in ice and berry).

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