"Keeping Up With The Kardashians" Is Ending, So Here's What Everyone Was Up To In Their First Episode Versus Now
How has it already been 14 years?
Earlier this week, it was announced that Keeping Up with the Kardashians would finally be coming to an end — and 14 long years suddenly flashed before my eyes.
So, because 2007 was apparently not two years ago, here's what the main stars were up to in their very first episode versus now:
Kim Kardashian

Then: In her own words, Kim says, "I own a clothing store and I'm a wardrobe stylist." The episode followed her nerves over being scheduled to appear on The Tyra Banks Show to talk about her sex tape.
Now: Kim owns her own cosmetics and shapewear lines. She has four kids with her husband, Kanye West.
Next: Kim has been studying to be a lawyer, so maybe she'll spending a lot of time in court (kourt?) soon.
Khloé Kardashian

Then: Khloé was running the clothing store, Dash, with her sisters. Let's be real, the pilot could have given Khloé a bit more attention.
Now: She has her own denim brand, Good American, and a daughter with Tristan Thompson — let's not get into that whole kettle of fish here.
Next: Khloé has said that she'd be open to more kids with Tristan, so that's a... possibility.
Kourtney Kardashian

Then: Kourtney's central dilemma in Episode 1 was around Kris thinking that her then-boyfriend, Scott Disick, was too young for her at age 24 (to be fair, he did look incredibly fresh faced back then).
Now: Kourtney has her own lifestyle brand, Poosh, and three kids with Scott.
Next: She'll likely keep Poosh-ing forward. Oh, and we might see her son Mason become an influencer in his own right soon. Lord.
Kris Jenner

First episode: Kris described herself as "Kim's manager" and was celebrating her 16th wedding anniversary with Caitlyn.
Now: Kris's attention has seemingly shifted mostly to Kylie, but she's still quite the momager. She's been dating Corey Gamble since 2014.
Next: Kris + Real Housewives??? Please, let it happen.
Kylie Jenner

Then: A literal 10-year-old.
Now: A makeup mogul with a very cute daughter named Stormi.
Next: Maybe actually becoming a billionare?
Kendall Jenner

Then: A literal 11-year-old.
Now: An international model.
Next: Kendall's been spending a lot of time painting these days, so maybe she'll be treating us all to her first gallery show sometime soon.