Roseanne. The original series in early episodes, Roseanne and Jackie's father was the typical Dad joke telling, loveable old grandpa. As the series went on, he's flipped to an abusive adulterer with a long-term mistress? I mean... alrighty. I thought it broke new ground for sitcoms…Â
Alrighty. Imma do this and completely date myself, but Corky Romano. The year was 2001, stupid stuff was funny. We all had high hopes.
Nope. Trash. Whatever I was 18, back up off it.
Two come to mind.
-Road Trip where Tiffany says she had to take "two birth control" pills after banging away the night before. Nope. We don't do that.
-Any movie that portrays women in a public bathroom where the shot is aimed at her feet under the stall and she drops her panties…Â
It was a time when I had drove an Eclipse convertible.
The dream was I was driving at night on a freeway in Phoenix I've driven thousands of times before. My convertible top was down and it started to rain. I go to pull off the next exit while simultaneously putting the top up. I…Â
I am the person I needed as a kid. My mom never stood up for me when another adult was involved. I had a doctor physically assault me and proceed to yell at me that I will one day be murdered because I won't let people touch me. I was 16. She sat there and said nothing.
I am the…Â
Oof! I got this. I'm an ordained minister and my clientele usually consist of friends or friends of friends. I'm cheap, I'm available, I make it easy to make it official. I did a wedding last Friday for a HS friend and her now husband that all happen to live with my older alcoholic…Â
My first cousin and my second cousin started dating, had a kid and got married in a state where it was legal (Montana maybe?) They did genetic testing to make sure the kid wasn't going to have physical abnormalities. If all of that wasn't ick enough, our second cousin was named entirely…Â
First date. Only date. He took me out into the middle of the desert and hacked at an old vacuum cleaner with a machete. That somehow didn't freak me out but in hindsight I was probably seven seconds away from being a pile of limbs. If you're curious, why no, my choices never got better.…Â
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