You won't sleep with the lights off ever again.
There are six people in Diarrhea Planet. Which one represents you best?
"Ugh, can you not?"
Gift wrapping just got a lot less stressful.
All I want for Christmas is fudge.
"Music is what feelings sound like."
Because dinner shouldn't just be delicious. It should also be ready immediately.
You know, very questionable motivational posters.
"Life's tough, get a helmet!"
You won't hear it and you won't respond to it.
Oh, George Michael. We always knew you were a sensitive soul.
Who run the world?
After being mistreated, Frank the dachshund has settled into his new life in the best way possible.
If you can check all of these off, it's time to switch professions.
Just don't mention diets.
"OK we have five credit cards and one gift certificate..."
Dink dink dink dink.
Because life is nothing without music.
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