1. The Power Luncher
*Interrupts you while you’re saying the second syllable of your name.*
6. The Europeans With No Concept of Turn Over
*Sips single latte for THREE HOURS.*
8. The Awkward Couple
No server enjoys having to interrupt the profound awkwardness that exists between two people who should have swiped left.
15. The Birthday Dinner
“Hey, it’s our friend’s birthday. Do you guys do anything special for birthdays? Could you guys sing for our friend’s birthday? Can you take like, seven photos of us. It’s our friend’s birthday.”
16. The People Who Made it “Just in Time”
- The chairman of the National Governors Association said Trump has promised only criminals will deported and random spot checks won't be conducted.
- The trans sister of a Trump inauguration singer must be allowed to use the restroom that fits her gender ID, a judge ruled.
- The suspect in a Kansas shooting that left an Indian man dead thought he was shooting Iranians, and the FBI is investigating as a possible hate crime.
- Elon Musk announced that his SpaceX company will send two tourists around the moon by 2018 🚀🌝