1. The Power Luncher
*Interrupts you while you’re saying the second syllable of your name.*
6. The Europeans With No Concept of Turn Over
*Sips single latte for THREE HOURS.*
8. The Awkward Couple
No server enjoys having to interrupt the profound awkwardness that exists between two people who should have swiped left.
15. The Birthday Dinner
“Hey, it’s our friend’s birthday. Do you guys do anything special for birthdays? Could you guys sing for our friend’s birthday? Can you take like, seven photos of us. It’s our friend’s birthday.”