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    The 17 Worst People Every Waiter Will Inevitably Serve

    If you can check all of these off, it's time to switch professions.

    1. The Power Luncher

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    *Interrupts you while you're saying the second syllable of your name.*

    2. The Table of "21 Year Olds"

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    These are probably all fake IDs, but precisely no one has time to check.

    3. The Table with Pets

    4. The Huge Group of Teenagers

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    And hearing them whisper "I tipped 10%. That's fine, right?"

    5. The Gluten-Free Vegan With Lots of Questions

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    I can totally check, but yes, there's almost certainly gluten in absolutely everything.

    6. The Europeans With No Concept of Turn Over

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    *Sips single latte for THREE HOURS.*

    7. The Unwelcome Flirter

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    This is a place of business.

    8. The Awkward Couple

    9. The After Church Crowd

    10. The Refill King/Queen

    11. The Picky Eater

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    What mayo? Where? THERE IS NO MAYO ON THIS I SWEAR TO YOU.

    12. The Amnesiac

    13. The People You Know But Are Not Friends With

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    "How have things been since 2007??"

    14. The Table With Unruly Children

    15. The Birthday Dinner

    16. The People Who Made it "Just in Time"

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    17. The Snapper/Clapper/Doer of Absolutely Anything That Isn't Saying "Excuse Me" To Get Your Attention

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