Well fuck you, too! Yeesh.

She was great in that role. Unsettling and creepy but great.

Poetic license

I get where you’re coming from but “shade” has been slang in the south for so long. My freaking 80 year old grandmother introduced me to the term years and years and years ago.

“Permanently paralyzed… Machete don’t text.”

Number 8 got real dark, real fast.

I read those quotes in her voice.

(Dascha)

Daya is a queen. I love her so much.

I don’t know if it’s still the case, but they apply as little makeup to the ladies as possible (to prevent shine from the lights and stuff but to make it look as “no makeup-y” as possible. Because you know… Prison). Then any additional makeup was made to look like things women actually use in prison— like sharpie as eyeliner (cough Alex) and kool-aid mixed with Vaseline as lip gloss.

Gets all philosophical about what art is, haha.

Every movie where the sex isn’t simulated is bizarre- Brown Bunny being the most notorious.

Also a pregancy test is not “a return to the old ways” so it’s sold on the black market. That guy also isn’t an OBGYN. They killed all the actual doctors. He’s like an old timey doc (again, return to old ways. He definitely didn’t go to med school.)

K sorry. The more I read the more I need to tell you— Nick is an eye who is supposed to spy on the family he lives with. And yes that’s almost certainly why he said go with the van. He’s “untouchable” and even the Waterfords know it. That’s why Serena didn’t smack anyone in the face when they were having that moment at the table in the finale.

Elisabeth Moss said things get much worse for Offred in season 2. So we have that to look forward to.

Fuck at work… It’s all I can see.

You can’t sit with us, you monster.

I need an explanation for that baby cam photo.

Oops- that’s about #13/the cover photo.

I have no idea why they chose that photo seeing as it’s an ad for that Instagram account’s new professional lighting (it’s the exact same makeup with and without the lights). I clicked on the photo to see WTF they were going for with that post.

I did SO many embarrassing things in my youth, but these weren’t on the list. I promise it isn’t hard to find totally awful, buzzfeed-worthy things to make a more realistic list about.

True.

That’s because he’s a trained singer who has performed on Broadway and the West End. He’s the best! I love him in Into the Woods.

He’s a Broadway (and West End) alum!

From this video Ed Sheeran seems pretty darn delightful himself! I’ve just never *actively* gotten into his music (other than the really popular stuff that you can’t help but hear just from living in the world, lol). He seems like a genuinely nice dude.
James Cordon is just the best— and I love a Broadway man. Carpool Karaoke with Adele will forever remain one of my favorite YouTube videos (her face when he first harmonizes with her is epic).

This definitely isn’t just for people with thick thighs. I’ve lived in Texas my entire life and EVERYONE gets “chub rub” (we call it a heat rash) between their thighs in the summer, especially in dresses or short shorts. Y’all could totally tweak this article a bit to have it address heat rashes during the summer (without making me stare at my leg chub. Lol. What an awful word.)

Admittedly I’m not an Ed Sheeran fan (I’m not NOT an Ed Sheeran fan)… But James Corden is so goddamn delightful I can’t stand it. I love him.

Subway actually got sued for false advertising and lost for claiming 11” sandwiches were a foot long.

Maybe they were like 9 years old and watching too much Investigation Discovery.

“penis problems”… I have questions that I know I’d be better off not asking.

Is that the same bearded man in the weird YouTube still of Jerry Springer? Maybe. Oh well.

The bearded guy kinda looks like Christopher Meloni to me.