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17 People You Won't Believe Are Somehow Older Than Ted Cruz

This is weird.

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Like facts? Into trivia? Want to know something pretty crazy?

Yup. Believe it or not, Ted Cruz is 45 years old.

Ted here was born in 1970.
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Ted here was born in 1970.

Want to know something even crazier?

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I know. I KNOW.

OK, just in case you forgot, Ted Cruz is 45 YEARS OLD.

That means:

1. Jennifer Lopez...

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2. ...Diddy...

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3. ...Gwen Stefani...

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4. ... Zach Galifianakis...

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5. ...Jack Black...

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6. ...and MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY...

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All have one thing in common...

All of them are older than Ted Cruz. GWEN STEFANI IS OLDER THAN TED CRUZ.

GWEN!!!!!!
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GWEN!!!!!!

Still not impressed?

OK, HERE'S MORE.

7. Dave Grohl...

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8. ...Jennifer Aniston...

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9. ...LL Cool J...

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10. ...Jamie Foxx...

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11. ...Owen Wilson...

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12. ...and Marilyn Manson.

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All of ’em are older than this guy:

Ted could be their lil' baby bro.
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Ted could be their lil' baby bro.

Not even being ageist — just, like any good politician, pointing out facts.

13. Which means that Brad Pitt...

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14. ...Tom Cruise...

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15. ...Cuba Gooding Jr....

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16. ...Adam Sandler...

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17. ...and Will Smith...

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...are all older than him:

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In conclusion,

Ain't age weird?

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