All is fair in love and war. And shopping. If anyone tries to stand in your way of getting a great deal, distract them with a Milky Way. That way, when they come home empty-handed, they'll have to tell their family, “Sorry, I was eating a Milky Way™.”
Caught in your uncle's untimely political rant? No one will mind if you got distracted during your uncle's rant about global warming as long as your excuse is, “Sorry, I was eating a Milky Way™.”
It's hard enough making it through the day without chocolate. Just try to make it through this post without grabbing a Milky Way™ bar.
These floats might have been destined for greatness, but it's clear they never made it there. We're guessing the creators got distracted before they got to the parade, but we'll forgive them as long as their reason is, “Sorry, I was eating a Milky Way™.”
Think inventing is easy? It's not. But everyone makes mistakes sometimes, and sometimes that's how some of our favorite things have come to be. Who knows what'll happen next time you get distracted. If you do, though, just make sure you tell them, “Sorry I was eating a Milky Way™.”
Apologizing is never easy. Here's some tips to get you out of the doghouse. If all else fails, the best excuse is always, “Sorry I was eating a Milky Way™.”
Moms are truly one of a kind. Your mom gave you her best, so you should give her yours. If you missed Mother's Day this year, just remember that the best apology is always, "Sorry I was eating a Milky Way™.”
Moms love stuff you made yourself. But if you were too distracted to remember to make something for her on Mother's Day, here's some gifts other creative people have already made. If all else fails, just give her the best apology, "Sorry I was eating a Milky Way™.”
There are as many ways to screw up as there are to say “I’m sorry.” Some apologies are better than others, but the best apology is one that comes from the heart. Of course, the second best apology is “Sorry I was eating a Milky Way™.”
Newspapers, look at your lives. Look at your choices. At least if we make mistakes, we don't always have to print our apologies. These newspapers would all have been better off if they'd known the best apology is always, “Sorry I was eating a Milky Way™.”
