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10 Floats That Never Made It To The Thanksgiving Day Parade

These floats might have been destined for greatness, but it's clear they never made it there. We're guessing the creators got distracted before they got to the parade, but we'll forgive them as long as their reason is, “Sorry, I was eating a Milky Way™.”

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1. These horses had to enroll in anger management classes instead.

Paul Asman and Jill Lenoble (CC BY http://2.0) / Via Flickr: pauljill

2. This float never made it because they couldn't find any celebrity clowns.

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3. This one couldn't find the stairs.

4. This float just never even tried at all.

5. This float didn't make it because they forgot what a turkey looks like.

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6. This float never made it because everyone was blinded by the light.

7. This float got abandoned once they ran out of krabby patties.

8. This float got caught in a sharknado on its way over.

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9. This float got sidetracked by a village it had to pillage.

10. She sang.