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10 Floats That Never Made It To The Thanksgiving Day Parade

These floats might have been destined for greatness, but it's clear they never made it there. We're guessing the creators got distracted before they got to the parade, but we'll forgive them as long as their reason is, “Sorry, I was eating a Milky Way™.”

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3. This one couldn't find the stairs.

4. This float just never even tried at all.

6. This float never made it because everyone was blinded by the light.

7. This float got abandoned once they ran out of krabby patties.

9. This float got sidetracked by a village it had to pillage.