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11 Things We Will Not Apologize For On Black Friday

All is fair in love and war. And shopping. If anyone tries to stand in your way of getting a great deal, distract them with a Milky Way. That way, when they come home empty-handed, they'll have to tell their family, “Sorry, I was eating a Milky Way™.”

1. The day has finally come.

2. You've been waiting MONTHS to get your hands on that one thing you HAVE to have.

3. You've planned out your strategy.

4. And now it's finally within your reach.

5. So don't let anyone stand in your way.

6. Even if you have to stay out all night...

7. ...or call in sick from work.

8. Just make your way to the front of the line.

9. Don't get distracted.

10. Keep your eyes on the prize.

11. And make your shopping dreams come true!