I never thought I'd spend more time getting two little girls ready for the day and not get myself ready. I always say "as long as they look cute, who cares what I look like". I used to NEVER leave the house without makeup. Lol
One night I was cross faded, so not only was I high but I was also drunk. Well, after sleeping for maybe an hour, I woke up with the "drunchies" (drunk munchies) and I got down on a sandwich that consisted of:
*Bread
*Cream Cheese
*Queso Fresco
*Hot Cheetos w/ Lime
I smushed it all…Â
My 5yo daughter was whining, I told her "I don't want this crap". Well, when I asked her to pick up her toys, she says "i don't want to hear this crap". Lol. Woops
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