1. “I think it's weird when grown adults go to Disneyland by themselves, like without any children.”
2. “I’d absolutely hate it if a bunch of mice and birds did all of my chores for me.”
3. “My favorite animated Disney movie is Anastasia.”
4. “Do people actually get married at Disneyland or Disney World?”
5. “I can't remember the last time I watched an animated Disney movie.”
6. “I really regret buying that Mickey Mouse sweatshirt, I mean I hardly ever wear it.”
7. “I was super bummed when Disney bought Lucasfilm.”
8. “Frozen was stupid.”
9. “I’m so over Elsa.”
10. “What kind of parent would name their child after a Disney character?”
11. “California Adventure is so much better than Disneyland.”
12. “Playing Disney trivia is waste of time, I mean, how much is there to know about Disney movies?”
13. “Remind me, what’s the most wonderful thing about Tiggers?”
14. “Isn't it crazy how they keep rereleasing old Disney classics? I mean, who's buying them?”
15. "Dole Whip is disgusting."
16. “Disney holiday decorations are so tacky.”
17. “Disney really needs to stop making live action movies.”
18. “Wait, they sell Mickey Mouse shaped pretzels at Disneyland?”
19. “I wish my significant other would stop buying me Disney clothing and memorabilia for my birthdays.”
20. “Why exactly is it called the happiest place on Earth?”
21. “Disney villains are so overrated.”
