1. An Instant Pot 7-in1 Pressure cooker that'll basically do all of the cooking for you. With all of these features, all you'll really have to do in the kitchen is, well, exist.
2. A shoe-deodorizing spray to stomp out shoe odor with a few simple spritzes.
3. Acne patches that'll vacuum the gunk out of your whiteheads and give them a visible reduction in just a few hours.
4. A handheld veggie slicer to get your veggie noodle dishes in a ~slash~! It has dual stainless-steel cutting blades so you can make thick or thin pasta strands out of your favorite vegetables in just a few minutes.
5. Pink Miracle Shoe Cleaner that'll kick the dirt off of any shoes made of leather, vinyl, nubuck, suede, and canvas — with just a few drops! If you ever threw up in your mouth a little after getting a stain on your favorite shoes because you thought it would never come out — this shoe cleaner is your new jam.
6. Dr. Jart+ Dermask Micro Jet Clearing Solution to help you sneak in some self-care time while tending to breakouts. The mask features salicylic acid, tea tree oil, and niacinamide to quickly decrease breakouts plus glutathione to get rid of redness and acne scars.
7. Hydrating hand masks that'll give your hands a true spa treatment. The best part is that these are touchscreen-friendly so they'll work their magic ~while~ you scroll through your phone.
8. A genius egg cooker so you can make a week's worth of eggs in 12 minutes or less.
9. An "Angry Mama" microwave cleaner that should really be called a "Happy Mama" because of how satisfied you'll be when it releases its steamy, cleaning solution that makes food and juices wipe off with ease.
10. Cleaning packets that'll only require you to stick the packet into your garbage disposal and turn it on. The packet will eliminate the odor it can get from all the food it knocks down for you — without any failed attempts at squeezing your hand down into the abyss with a sponge.
11. A hair-removing glove so you can sweep through your pet's coat and everywhere in your home with ease to remove all the excess hair — without getting any of the dander, dust, and excess hair on your actual hands.
12. 3D decals to turn your walls (and honestly, anything else in your home) into a pretty butterfly sanctuary in a simple stick-and-done motion. The butterflies come in a pack of 108 with sticky adhesive to attach them to surfaces quickly with ease.
13. Vacuum-sealed bags so your closet will go from being an unnavigable nightmare to looking like an organized dream in just a few minutes.
14. Green Gobbler drain clog dissolver to unclog your pipes and liquefy built-up hair in mere minutes.
15. A breakfast sandwich maker so cooking your first meal of the day will be a smooth, organized process. This gadget will cook every part of your sandwich at the same time so you won't have to finesse different frying pans, forks, spoons, and whatever else for one sandwich. Also, it's QUICK.
16. Mildew- and grime-busting tablets that'll give your washing machine a super deep clean and prevent your machine (and by proxy, your clothes) from smelling terribly.
17. A mini knife sharpener to make your knives like new with just a few swipes.
18. Essence Lash Princess False Lash Effect Mascara so you can get bold and beautiful lashes in just a couple of wand swipes!
19. A dishwasher cleaner and disinfectant to snatch up all the rust, grease, and other nasty mess that likes to camp out in there within one use. This way, your machine will actually clean your dishes properly the first time around.
20. Fast-drying nail glue that reviewers swear can be applied quickly and will last long. Put on press-ons in a snap ~or~ repair any cracks on your natural nails before they fully break off.
21. An antibacterial tea tree oil body wash to help clear up skin issues including eczema flare-ups, tinea versicolor, ringworm, jock itch, toe fungus, body odor, and more! Numerous before-and-after photos prove this stuff can clear up everything short of your credit score.
22. A pumice cleaning stone that'll get hard-to-remove grime off your toilet bowl, tile floors, grills, sinks, and more. It'll almost look like you bought yourself a new home but nah, just this super affordable thing.
23. AND — vegan disinfectant toilet tablets to remove germs and buildup from your toilet bowl faster than you can say, "Ooh, these smell good" – and they do smell good. 🚽👃🏿
24. An extendable, angular shower scrubber that'll help you hit every spot in your tub with no problem. I own this and it helps me clean my shower twice as fast.
25. A Finishing Touch hair remover to clear any hair you want removed quickly and — thanks to its travel-size and sleek design — discreetly if you're doing it on the go.
26. Scrubber silicone gloves so you can wash dishes more efficiently and you won't have to dip your hands in dirty dishwater over and over again — or let your skin touch dirty dishes at all.
27. AND! Dish-cleaning spray to use with your gloves that'll help you do even less scrubbing thanks to its powerful instant foam.
28. A handheld milk frother that'll give you perfect froth for all of your favorite coffee drinks right in your home. You won't even miss those Starbucks runs (or those lines).
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