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1. This FOREO LUNA 3 for normal skin, which will help deep cleanse your pores with one side and firm up skin with the other.
2. This keychain car escape tool, that will enable you to cut through your seatbelt and break windows in an emergency.
3. This MCoBeauty Highlight & Glow Stick in Champagne, which is the ideal daily beauty companion for a makeup rookie like myself.
4. This eyeliner stamp, because whoever invented the winged-eye look was just setting us up for failure.
5. This magnetic phone holder for your car, because life's too short to deal with pesky phone cradles.
6. This magic double-sided tape that sticks to everything and can be washed and reused, time and time again.
7. This drain snake that will unclog the hair that has been building up since you've been sprouting follicles on top of your head.
8. These blemish patches, which protect your acne from bacteria as it heals.
9. The Womanizer Premium, because we're all about self-care in this house.
10. This Aztec Healing Clay, which deep cleanses your pores for your most glorious face yet.
11. This Oriental Sports Bra from Lorna Jane, which users swear will support you through even your most strenuous workouts.
12. This electric hand warmer, for when gloves just won't cut it.
13. These armpit pads that will keep your sweat from staining your shirts.
14. This collapsible water bottle, that won't take up unnecessary space when you've finished your daily water intake.
15. This sun visor-attached, sunnies holder, because I can't be the only one who always loses her glasses case.
16. This antiperspirant for your hands, so you won't have to worry about sweaty palms the next time you want to hold someone's hand.
17. This deodorising drain stick, which will kill the gross matter clinging to the sides of your pipes.
18. This avocado slicer, which will make preparing your daily avo on toast a breeze.
19. This Cheerble Wicked Ball, which I'm definitely using to ease my guilt about leaving my cat for work during the day.
20. This Lush Sleepy Body Lotion which lulls you to sleep like nothing else can (short of a tranquilliser).
21. And finally, this keyboard cleaning jelly to finally give your poor electronics a refresh after you've spent months eating your lunch over them.
You, upon eyeing these items for the first time.
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