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    33 Gifts For The Laziest Person You Know

    And if that person is you, forget shopping for gifts and get these for yourself!

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    1. A foldable laptop stand that'll make watching TV, having a morning coffee and a snack, and...yes, even working...infinitely cozier.


    Bonus: It folds up compactly, so storing it is a breeze!

    Get it from Amazon for $21.99+ (available in two colors, plus a nice wood grain option).

    Promising review: "I love this table it gives me enough room for my legs and plenty of room for my 15.6" laptop while using a mouse. I love doing homework on bed and i can use it for food too. it is a great buy" —Albert M.

    2. A handy gadget to make perfectly al dente pasta right in the microwave for the easiest dinner ever. Just heat it up and then cover with the lid (it doubles as a strainer) to drain.


    ::send noodles::

    Get it from Amazon for $14.99.

    Promising review: "I bought this microwave pasta cooker at a time when I did not have a stove. Even though I have a stove now, I still use this cooker for dinner for myself sometimes because it works so well and quickly! One should be careful to read instructions carefully as you must leave the top off while cooking it. There are lines to indicate how much water to put in the cooker versus the amount of pasta you intend to cook. The pasta comes out very soft and perfectly cooked when instructions are followed. When the pasta is done, the lid is used to drain the cooker of water and works very well. Pasta is the only thing I have cooked in this product, but there are a lot of other things you can cook in it. I highly recommend this to any college student or adult who needs a fast microwave pasta cooker!" —Kelsi Murphy

    3. The SipCaddy, a wine glass (or beer can!) holder that'll suction cup to your bathroom wall so you can more easily enjoy your relaxing beverage of choice in the bubble bath.


    Get it from Amazon for $13.95 (available in six colors).

    Promising review: "It works perfectly and its nice to have a safe place to set my glass of wine while relaxing in the tub. The hold with the suction cup is great and I haven't lost a glass of wine yet." —Heather Roper

    4. A PJ romper printed with directions on the back for anyone who asks you to like... do something. Just chill out!


    Get it from Aerie for $34.96 (originally $49.95; available in sizes XXS–L and a grey print that reads "wake me up when there are presents").

    5. A set of reusable toaster bags for anyone who is seriously craving a grilled cheese but does NOT want to dig out the frying pan.


    They can be washed in the dishwasher and reused 100 times!

    Get a set of four from Amazon for $6.99.

    Promising review: "These things are awesome! They make grilled cheese even simpler to make and reheating pizza and fries is great! Easy to clean too." —Fitz Mom

    6. A book filled with three-ingredient cocktail recipes for people who want to feel sophisticated without putting a ton of effort in.


    Get it from Amazon for $12.91.

    Promising review: "Lots of fun and easy drink recipes. It's great for all different times of the year such as summer and holidays. There are so many varieties you can practically please everyone with a special cocktail." —Lorri B.

    7. And a to-do list of what you haaaave to get done today (with a column for what to procrastinate also) so you can *enjoy* one of those three-ingredient cocktails.


    Get it from Amazon for $12.15.

    8. A pair of socks for anyone who likes to ~wine~ about having to get up for a glass of the good stuff.


    Get them from Amazon for $14.99 (also available in chocolate and coffee).

    Promising review: "I got these as a funky secret Santa gift for a coworker!! They love them! Very nice quality and packaging! The words on the bottom are a nice flexible gel or something to keep you from slipping and feel nice to the touch!! I need a pair for myself now I think haha!" —JJpuppygirl

    9. A mug you can slowly sip out of at the office when someone tries to get you to help out on that long-term project.


    Get it from Golden Designs by Sarah on Etsy for $18+ (available in two sizes, both left-handed and right-handed handles, and 156 text colors).

    10. A braided, fray-resistant 10-foot lightning cable so you can charge your phone while playing games on it from bed without being pressed up against the wall.


    Get it from Amazon for $17.99+ (available in four colors).

    11. A trio of snowball makers that'll transform any cotton-headed ninny muggins into a Buddy the Elf–level snowball whiz without any effort whatsoever.


    Get it from Amazon for $15.95.

    Promising review: "Easy enough for a 4-year-old girl to use. She made 10 snowballs in just two minutes. And two minutes later, all the snowballs are shooting on me. We had a great fun snowball fighting." —acheyueliang

    12. An adorably sleepy bulldog who'll inspire you to live your most-relaxed life.

    Get it from Amazon for $15.69.

    Promising review: "I got this because it looked like my Frenchie and it's almost the same size as him. I won't let him have it because he will tear it up, but I can snuggle with it! It's very soft and plush. Love it." —Amazon Customer

    13. An ~eggsistential~ book written by Gudetama the lazy egg himself, so you can think philosophical thoughts while lazing about in bed. It's called being productive!


    Get it from Amazon for $7.54.

    Promising review: "I absolutely love Gudetama! It’s so funny and adorable! If you like Gudetama you should get this book; it’s eggsactly what you would expect from this lethargic little guy!" —Isoroku

    14. Insanely cozy slipper socks with a thick sherpa fleece lining and rubber soles so you don't go skidding on shiny floors when you DO finally get up to make a snack.


    Get them from Amazon for $24.99 (available in 72 colors and patterns).

    Promising review: "Love!!! These are super soft, warm and comfortable. And they look pretty cool too. Wish I could wear them to work LOL!" —Mary E. Mingo

    15. A subscription to Care/of, which delivers personalized vitamins based on health concerns, diet, and lifestyle. Because you know you can't remember to, like, go out and buy vitamins.


    They personalize your daily vitamin pack according to your needs — just fill out the quiz and they'll come up with a suggested vitamin regimen. They even include information as to what the benefit of each supplement is and what studies there are to back it up!

    Subscriptions start at $5 per month.

    Check out a BuzzFeeder's full review here.

    16. A set of spill-proof wine glasses so if you fall asleep with red wine in hand, the couch will stay stain-free. Meaning you won't have to clean it.


    Get an eight-pack from Amazon for $24.99 (you'll get one of each color, otherwise you can pick your colors for $36).

    Promising review: "I love these! Wash by hand only, though! These are great for the outdoors and also wonderful for casual drinks inside...especially if you have a tendency to knock glasses over (as I do)!! The fabulous top keeps the glass from spilling!" —Karen Moore

    17. An expandable bathtub caddy that'll make a relaxing soak with a book and a glass of wine so much easier.


    Get it from Amazon for $34+ (available in two colors).

    Promising review: "I got this for my mom after my parents re-did their bathroom, and she LOVES it. It's a cute and practical bathroom accessory and the wires on each side expand to fit the size of any bathtub. Also love how you can fit a wine glass in it and it won't spill into your bath. My mom has had this for a while now and it hasn't shown any wear or water damage throughout many baths." —Leia V.

    18. A stress-relieving sloth coloring book to help ease your mind when not sure which place to get delivery from.


    Get it from Amazon for $6.99.

    19. A microfiber makeup-removing cloth designed to remove every trace of foundation, (waterproof!) mascara, and lipstick with just water — so you can get to sleep THAT much faster.


    Get a two-pack from Amazon for $11.97 (available in three colors).

    Promising review: "I rarely write reviews. After using this product I felt I absolutely had to! These cloths are amazing. Wiped all my intricately placed makeup off in seconds!! Even my eyeliner and mascara are gone without a trace. I'm ordering more of these for Christmas gifts for my girlfriends. Money well spent! These are a must have if you're tired of rubbing your face raw every night with washcloths or multiple makeup remover wipes like I used to!" —Ashley

    20. An Amazon Echo with voice-control technology so you can tell Alexa to play music, send messages, tell you the news or weather, control smart devices, make purchases...and so much more.


    Get it from Amazon for $69.99 (available in six finishes).

    Promising review: "For me this is just another annoying gadget aiding in the laziness of my family. To my husband this is the best thing since sliced bread. He has officially wired our house for sound. Alexa will turn our lights on and off. Power up our Christmas decorations and even turn my scent warmer on. She can be mean and tells a ton of Your Mama jokes and will also play a variety of music. She records grocery lists and sets timers when needed. She even gave us the definition of a Yule log. This product does everything it claims and is perfect for the techies out there." —Rineholt1

    21. A stapler you can use when your boss walks by and you suddenly need to look like you're actually doing something instead of eating your another desk lunch.


    Get it from Amazon for $16.26.

    22. A gooseneck phone holder so you can video chat, stream video, or play music...all hands-free.


    Get it from Amazon for $14.99.

    Promising review: "I was very hesitant to buy this at first because I thought to myself, 'How lazy can you be?' But now, I don't regret it one bit. As long as you don't abuse watching videos on your phone all day long, it's a great tool to just basically have your hands free to do other things like homework or fall asleep in bed watching a quick movie without being in awkward positions. Product is sturdy and has great build. Two thumbs up!" —Eric Parentela

    23. An electric brush cleaner for beauty lovers who have enough energy to put their face on, but not enough to wash their brushes.

    It comes with eight different size rubber collars to fit basically any size brush!

    Get it from Amazon for $31.95.

    Promising review: "I love this product I have a lot of brushes and I would take a long time washing them by hand but since I got this brush cleaner I wash all my brushes super fast and it dries them too! Super convenient when you’re not home and need to wash some brushes on the go" —Andrea rdz

    24. A cozy mermaid tail blanket so, when someone asks you to do something, you can say, "I can't get up — does this look like the ocean to you?!"

    Get it from Amazon for $15.85 (available in two sizes and eight colors).

    Promising review: "I am in love with my mermaid tail blanket! It's beautiful and has a soft material — not scratchy at all. Fits great and is perfect to stay nice and cozy on a cold, rainy day. Definitely will have to purchase more for my sisters and nieces as Christmas gifts." —Amazon Customer

    25. A binge-watching guide to 100 television shows so you can Netflix marathon with pride — hey, TV is so good these days it's really like reading a book!


    Get it from Amazon for $9.95.

    26. A gift set of Living Proof dry shampoo (aka the best dry shampoo ever created), because washing your hair is overrated — and boosting volume and texture (and sleeping in an extra half hour+ in the mornings) is very underrated.


    It comes with a full size bottle *and* a travel size bottle — all for the price of just the full size!

    Get it from Sephora for $23 (valued at $36).

    27. A sloth onesie that'll basically become a superhero suit for anyone with superhuman napping capabilities.

    This one even has removable glove sleeves that look like three-toed claws so you can really hunker down and stay warm.

    Get it from Amazon for $29.99 (available in sizes S–XL and nine animals).

    28. An adjustable fleece neck and head wrap so you're always ready for nap time wherever you roam.


    And it's machine washable for peak lazy cleaning.

    Get it from Amazon for $25 (available in five colors).

    Promising review: "I often take 20-30 minute naps during the day to refresh myself and this thing is a godsend. It blocks out all light so I can sleep on the bus or the train, but it doesn't block out all sound so I still know when someone's trying to rob me. We have couches at my office, but there's no pillows on them (probably to discourage sleeping). So I just whip this puppy out and BAM, instant pillow. I find it difficult to sleep on planes too, but the wrap-a-nap makes a sort of envelope around your head to block out screaming kids, sunlight from people who leave window shades up, and the person next to you who uselessly has their light on while watching TV. Why you need a light while you're watching TV? I used to have a sleep mask and ear things and a neck pillow, but I got rid of all that crap and now I just carry this. Way easier." —Phil Gran

    29. A pair of bunny slippers that'll sweep and dust the floors while you walk to the kitchen for a snack. You can also detach the mopping part, if you just want to chill.


    Get them from Amazon for $15.99 (available in four sizes and 15 colors and animals)

    Promising review: "This product is the best of both worlds! It's functional AND cute! Great for wearing around the house, especially if you have hardwood/tile floors." –Becky M.

    30. A food chopper with two different size blades and a storage container so you can chop and store right in the same tool! Pressing a lever down = way easier than using a knife.


    And all the parts are dishwasher-friendly, because duh.

    Get it from Amazon for $22.97.

    Promising review: "I'm not sure why, but I was expecting a big clunky and heavy appliance that would soon turn into hate chopping. Imagine my relief when I received a nifty little box perfect handheld size and good quality too! There are two sizes to pick from so you can do smaller vegetables for Pico de Gallo, or do potatoes for hash browns, vegetables for stir fry, possibilities are endless really. I love the not so little container that holds everything as well. You can easily chop in the morning, keep everything neatly in the container for minimal dishes,run errands and then come back and finish dinner. Easy peasy." —D. Smith

    31. Giant champagne flute that'll hold up to a full bottle of bubbly so you don't have to get up and refill it again and again.

    Urban Outfitters

    Get the one on the left from Urban Outfitters for $20 or a similar one without writing from Amazon for $12.99.

    32. A slim, travel-friendly journal that'll actually understand the amazing feeling that comes from cancelled plans.

    Get it from Amazon for $18.

    33. And an attachable phone handle to finally stop that thing where you're lying down and you drop your phone on your face.


    Get it from Amazon for $9.95 (available in 15 colors).

    Promising review:
    "So simple. So perfect. My pinky fingers are no longer cramped from supporting my phone. I no longer drop my phone on my face in bed. I can carry other stuff and just loop this baby around the back of my hand. It is LITERALLY THE BEST! And the adhesive is incredible when used on the hard plastic of my Otter Box case." —Hannah

    Live your best life, my friends.


    Reviews have been edited for length and/or clarity.

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