I told my grandma I had gotten my HPV vaccine but that it didn't really matter because I wasn't sexually active. She said,
"I was married at 17, does that count as sexually active?" (I was 20 at the time)
Born and bred in New York and you have not had food until you have had a garbage plate from Nick Tahoe's in Rochester New York. It is a beautiful edifice. Half the plate is home fries the other half mac salad. On top of that isn't meat usually it's a burger but it can be a cheeseburger…Â
I have the most fabulous body you've ever seen. Boobs that are big, proud and enviably symmetrical. Hips and legs so juicy you can actually hear the bass when I walk. Combine that with fair skin and shimmering red hair, and I can stop a man with a single look. I'm big, I'm beautiful…Â
My daddy has probably the best hobby ever. He constructs his own computers! Seriously you won't find a more tech-savvy guy. One time he got bored and installed Windows 3.1 on his 2015 model Dell just to see how fast it would run. He'd take my own laptop sometimes and bulk it up with…Â
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