My boyfriend and I last night were having sex and suddenly he freezes a goes... Cocoa is licking my ass! We had forgotten to put his bunny back in her cage before starting things. We just burst out laughing and I pushed her away with my feet.
If I have any NSAIDS (a form of medication in like all the ones that work) my eyes swell up to the size of soft balls the white of my eyes bubble and foam out my whole face gets reddish and my throat closes
For my 15th birthday my mom gave me a kindle and a camera. Sounds great right? Wrong! Before I could even take it out of the boxes she changed her mind and took them away. She returned them and got herself a convection oven.
Photograph my grandmas cat. Biggest cat I've ever seen in my life. It is BIGGER than medium sized dogs. Perfect way to describe it is basically the rat from Princess Bride. He's cute though. He's orange his name is bubba and he's like part Maine coon so he's already a big cat on top…Â
There's a mega fresh water ocean out in space big enough to fill all the oceans on earth 140 trillion times over. It's not even on a planet it surrounds a quasar (big ass super massive black hole) that is creating it and making it grow by literally expelling hydrogen and oxygen atoms…Â
Damn I wish I had a photo of this but it doesn't happen as often now that I know what triggers it. Whenever I have an NSAID medication, touch an oak tree and touch my face, or am even around a lot of horses. The same horrific reaction will happen. My eyes will swell up to the size…Â
Lost my virginity to a guy in a mall stairwell I had scrapes on my face, feet, and knees and was covered in dirt. It was gross and uncomfortable. Not even 2 minutes after he finishes he tells me he has a girlfriend. I literally didn't even fucking have my pants on yet.
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