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Mushy boiii.

I had a client for years who would come in for her Brazilian wax on the regular and EVERYTIME it was very clear she had had sex without a condom VERY recently. I eventually had to tell her that I cant keep doing her waxes with biohazard fluid all over my table. She was embarrassed,… Read More

This is Skoots aka Skootsie Bear(the black and white Havanese) and her brother Mush(a Bergamasco). We on a whim adopted Skoots because I was informed by a coworker that her client was going to euthanize one of her dog's puppies because she was born with a birth defect(her front legs… Read More

Eating food off my plate. I will make a scene if I just met you and you touch my food.

Literally no one says "uff da" in MN, that's just what we put on tshirts for tourists to buy. We do say "Ope!" If someone bumps into you and "I'm just gunna sneak right past ya" is another common one.

Oh my goodness! My boyfriend and I use the Hush. Its a butt plug, that vibrates, and connects to your phone via Bluetooth! He can control the vibrations with his phone via their app, or use pre made patterns made my him or popular patterns made by other people who use the Hush. Its… Read More

My bf and I were having sex on the top floor of a parking ramp at the Mall of America and got caught by security. They were actually really nice and basically just told us to leave but I had a shortest walk of shame from the backseat of my car to the drivers seat while in just my… Read More

Bigger dick means vagina feels tighter. Which means I got to enjoy a wonderful 45 seconds of an 11 inch monster before he came so hard I thought his organs were the next thing to come out.

I am shook by the kid that looks like leo.

I really dislike her