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I had recently got out of the Army and took a security job while I looked for a long term career type job. The security company was veteran run and got mainly government contracts. I got a graveyard shift at the local airport which consisted of writing down the license plate numbers… Read More

I ordered some solid oak stair treads from Amazon I received four of them in a bicycle sized box. No packing, they were just in the bottom of a massive box.

I ordered a container of specialty transmission fluid from a seller in Holland. All they did was cover the plastic jug in plastic wrap and put a label on it to send to me in Canada. My letter carrier was not impressed with the mess. :(

In the early 90s I worked in a woodworking tool store in Vancouver. It was a couple of weeks before Christmas and near closing and a scruffy little guy with a terrible complexion and his collar pulled up to his chin with a watch cap on his head came up to the counter looking for a… Read More

My girlfriend’s parents went away for the weekend so of course we decided to have sex in their bed. I was slamming her from behind when I felt a cold round thing pressing into my butt cheek. It’s amazing how a dog’s nose feels like a gun barrel. Fortunately I was young and able to… Read More

My step-dad grew up in England. His father, a businessman had two families on opposite sides of town. When he was 2 his dad decided to emigrate to Australia and took BOTH families with him. They were on different decks on the ship. No idea if the wives knew of each other at the time… Read More

My wife and I were given promo tickets to a Kenny Rogers concert at a local casino which Included a picture with Kenny backstage. All the way to the hospitality room the promoter read the riot act, Don’t talk to Mister Rogers, don’t touch Mister Rogers etc. We were lined up outside… Read More

My fave plate ever. Seen on a Rolls belonging to a theatre fan. 2B R0 2B

Omar Sharif the actor and bridge expert passed me on the street from n Montreal. My buddy and I were sort of going Hey, was that.......?

I was in Montreal for the Grand Prix in 1979. We went to a disco on Circle Street and shared the dance floor with Rich Little, the comedian. He was dancing with a much younger woman. The place was very hot and he took off his jacket and hung it on a large illuminated column on the… Read More