Cleaning your ears with a QTip. Like scratching an impossible itch. I have sit down or hold on to something when I clean my ears, my knees will buckle.
Overheard at the grocery store: Senior aged adult sees friend and their child, maybe 6 or 7 years old.
Adult: Oh wow! We’re getting so big, aren’t we?
Child: No, just you.
Nobody says “That’s my property” unless they were asked the question “What piece of land is this?” Also, “Across the pond”? Maybe in (dumb) movies, but no one real refers to England or Europe that way.
I can get on board with a lot of these.
But microwaved water is the same as stove/kettled boiled and if I can’t wasabi in my soy sauce, then Kikkoman better invent a spicy/salty condiment I can put with my sushi.
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