3."I worked with someone named Baby. Before I knew of her, I saw an email that started with 'Hey, Baby.' I thought, 'I guess this guy didn’t do the mandatory annual anti-sexual harassment training?' I couldn’t believe it when I realized that was her actual name."
9."I work at a college and often go through new applications to process them. I saw someone named Starscream Anakin. He has a normal last name. When I first saw it, I was certain that it was a kid f*cking with our application system. I get the Anakin part, but of all the Transformers to name your kid after, why on Earth make it Starscream?"