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I wish I knew how to manage expectations. Just because you're ready for an adult relationship doesn't mean he is. Seven years after it ended I still don't know if he was cheating on her with me or on me with her. Long story short, in the span of a month, my fledgling career fell apart,… Read More

Every Facebook post from my early twenties.

Period boobs. Absolutely the period boobs. I call them my Monthly Magic Funbags. I understand that other women suffer from a horrible tenderness. I quite enjoy that mine swell up to a nicer than normal handful and they get so sensitive that they become extra fun to play with. My partner… Read More

I actually don't mind fidget spinners as long as it keeps their hands busy and they're listening. Good for demonstrating precession in gyroscopes too and I never have to bring my own. But iPads. I HATE iPads. I taught at private international schools and every kid had an iPad. They'd… Read More

Thanks to my mom I clean toilets bowls by soaking paper towels in bleach, lining said bowls with said towels, leaving them overnight, and using the bleachy towels to give the bowl a wipe/scrub in the morning.

Mostly when I've traveled it's been for work or study, so there was no way to really compromise on what I brought. BUT here's a handy hint that will be painful (especially on transits when you're catching a flight two terminals over) but worth saving a couple hundred for that extra… Read More

I tell everyone I can make a full meal out of anything because I used to have to. While studying abroad most of my money went to bills so instead of doing the broke student thing and going for fast food I did the really broke student thing and cooked. Cabbage was a staple because… Read More