Worked at a restaurant and seafood market for three years. I can't tell you how many times we would drop trays of salmon or halibut on the ground and then just spray it off in the sink like nothing ever happened
In 2nd grade I was asking a friend what she was going to ask for from Santa this year. She looked at me like I was crazy and said "you only Santa isn't real, right?" Shattered my 8 year old heart. I held out hope for a couple years and would make a secret Santa wish in my heart that…Â
A few years ago some friends and I went to a theatre in our town that everyone and their mother believes in haunted. There are three main ghosts that are said to walk around the old theatre: the ghost of a man who fell to his death while fixing the chandelier, another old man who…Â
I love reading these things as an asexual cuz everyone's all like "I got a dildo shoved up my ass" and meanwhile I'm in my head like "I held hands with someone once"
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