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1. A variety pack of pre-seasoned beans you only need to microwave for one minute for an instantly delish side dish worthy of your favorite takeout spot. Here's how the whole, less-than-five-minute process will go: you get hungry, you put these in the microwave and pull out some rice or tortillas to eat with them, and you're ready to eat. Dinner prep? Bean there, done that.
2. An adorable egg cooker that can give you up to six perfect hard-boiled eggs in 12–15 minutes, no actual boiling water required. Because who actually has all that egg-stra time (or patience when they're hangry)???
3. A slightly ~cheesy~ tee elegantly listing your ideal menu and comfy enough to become your new ~dairy~ favorite top.
4. Mike's Hot Honey, a chili-infused honey that may make you realize you've been eating food wrong all your life — because pretty much anything is better with this stuff on it.
5. Gluten-free and keto-friendly cheddar cheese powder to easily and deliciously flavor pretty much anything you could ever want to put cheese on...which is basically everything. *Sprinkles cheese on entire life.*
6. A subscription to Gobble, a meal kit delivery service that anyone who wants to spend less time cooking will, well, gobble up! You'll be able to choose from a weekly selection of (customizable!) meals and get the pre-prepped ingredients sent to your door. The recipes are all designed so they can be made in 15 — yes, FIFTEEN — minutes.
7. The cult-fave Instant Pot Duo, a programmable wonder that can serve as a pressure cooker, slow cooker, yogurt maker, sauté pan, steamer, and rice cooker. All you have to do is toss in your ingredients and hit a button, and let this baby take it from there — for when you need a great meal right this ~instant~.
8. Absolutely incredible (and surprisingly glam) food-themed statement earrings to help you show off your lobe...er, love of charcuterie boards, tacos, and pizza.
9. An easy meal planning pad so you can map out the most important part of your week — what the heck you're gonna eat. It also lets you make your shopping list as you go, then tear off the list when you're ready to hit the store (so you can stay focused instead of impulse purchasing that weird-but-amazing-looking new cereal).
10. A super satisfying, dishwasher-safe sushi maker you just load up with rice and filling, then shoot out a perfect roll. Even culinary newbies can do it — it's not raw-cket science.
11. A nonstick mini griddle to make cooking for one way less of a hassle (and actually get you to do it instead of ordering takeout). It's perfect for cooking up single-person servings of eggs, meat, skillet cookies, paninis, and so much more without a mess. Griddle me this: Is there anything you can't make on this baby?
12. A brilliant edge brownie pan so every piece is like a corner piece, for sweet-toothed folks who prefer to live life on the ~edge~.
13. A hilarious and compliment-worthy Flamin' Hot Cheetos-inspired purse, which may be a little small to fit a whole bag of your faves, but if you put a few in a little Ziploc to have on hand in case of emergencies, I wouldn't judge you.
14. A three-in-one burger press that's a burger lover's dream. It's got molds sized for regular patties and sliders, plus a tool that'll make creating gourmet-level stuffed patties super easy. Major *chef's kiss.*
15. An exceedingly relatable snacking Pusheen plush munching a bag of chips (that actually satisfyingly crinkles when you fidget with it!) who'll happily keep you company as you do the same.
16. A funny but genius burger holder to change the way you eat your fave fast food forever. No more spilling on your shirt, losing precious toppings out the back of the bun, or having to strategically calculate which bites to take for minimum mess. It's great for when you're on the go without real plates available, too.
17. A sassy oven mitt that perfectly captures your mood every time you finish prepping a delicious meal for you and your family.
18. A Rapid Ramen Cooker with over 2,000 5-star reviews that can cook your noodles in the microwave in three minutes and must have been designed by someone with a pretty genius ~noodle~ (and a truly relatable passion for ramen) themselves.
19. Super spicy ground habanero powder you can use to (literally) heat up every dish from meat to veggies to rice to soup. May I also ~pepper~ in the fact that it's kosher, non-GMO, and sourced from environmentally responsible farmers?
20. An amazing pickle jar throw blanket, for anyone who's kind of a big ~dill~ — and who is gladly that one friend who always claims everyone else's pickles when they're out to lunch. Now, you too can swaddle yourself in pickles.
21. Or an equally awesome tortilla blanket so you can fulfill your lifelong dream of becoming a human burrito.
22. The BuzzFeed Tasty Dessert cookbook filled with 75 recipes to help even beginner bakers create the same kinds of mouthwatering sweets they see on their feed. Because if a no-bake, 16-layer s'mores cake isn't your personal idea of heaven, I don't know what would be.
23. The Guac-Lock, an amazing airtight container that'll allow you to enjoy guacamole goodness for days on end with no browning. It's the scientific advancement we always knew we needed but never thought possible — dreams really do come true.
24. A sterling silver ravioli pendant necklace that's not just a subtle but unique everyday piece of jewelry, but also provides 50 meals to the hungry with every purchase. For my fellow stylish pasta fanatics, it doesn't get much better.
25. A gorgeous and affordable cheese board complete with four stainless-steel cheese knives your future guests will think cost you a heck of a lot more ~cheddar~ than it did. You also don't need guests to use it — it's perfect for a chill night of staying in with wine and cheese.
26. A game-changing microwave pasta cooker you just fill with water and noodles (there's a line on the side that shows you how much), heat in the microwave for 12-ish minutes, and bam — you've got dinner. Boiling water? I don't know her.
27. Smiley breakfast food planner stickers so you can sweetly mark down a reminder for the most important meal (and tbh, one of the most important overall events) of the day in your planner. Not that you'd ever forget.
28. Whimsical ice cream bowls and matching spoons perfect for at-home ice cream parties — even if the party guests are you, your couch, a nature show, and your cat staring at you wishing it could have your noms.
29. A roasted garlic aioli you may just start dipping absolutely everything in — aio-leave it to this stuff to make sure you never take a boring bite again.
30. And a positively iconic enamel pin in the form of No Face from Spirited Away stuffing his face, aka the biggest mood in perhaps all of cinema. You and No Face are kindred ~spirits~.
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