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1. A soulful "Bohemian Rhapsody" card she might actually get mad at you for giving her — now she'll never get that song out of her head!!!

2. A straightforward mug that'll celebrate one of her greatest accomplishments: you, obviously.

3. Or an equally accurate mug with a similar sentiment that'll put all your siblings' gifts (and your siblings themselves) to shame.

4. A genius bottle stopper featuring a fellow who's had a little too much — he'll fall over if she presses the stopper down! She's about to be the biggest hit of the wine mom Zoom call.
5. A *terrifying* (if you're a gnome) ferocious kitty statue to bring a smile to the face of the woman who's been there for you gnome-atter what.

6. An iconic Mean Girls quote tee that the mom who always knows the 411, the hot gossip, AND the cool jams straight up deserves.

7. A LOL-worthy fruit-shaped cat cap any cat mom will want to put on their fur baby ASAP. Also, if your mom doesn't already run an Insta for the family kitty, this is the perfect reason to start.
8. Clever stainless steel drop earrings echoing a phrase you've heard your mom say many times. Granted, it's usually in reference to how you react to receiving instructions or advice, rather than phrases that'd look cute on jewelry, but she'll appreciate that you at least listened to *part* of what she said.

9. Super cute and realistic animal slippers that come in pretty much any creature you can imagine, so you're sure to find her favorite. She'll think you getting her a gift this perfect is quite the ~feet~.
10. For moms who are cool with R-rated jokes, Fifty Shades of Chicken, a hilariously steamy cookbook full of 50 Shades of Grey parody passages (from the point of view of the chicken) before every recipe. Oh, plus pics of shirtless dudes handling the bird. Yes, really.

11. A hilariously stylish can koozy that looks a heck of a lot like her favorite winter coat. Because who hasn't ever dreamt of matching with their beer?

12. A sassy oven mitt she'll cackle at every time she pulls one of her delicious dishes out of the oven.

13. Toddlers Are A**holes: It's Not Your Fault, a book that'll make anyone who has (or has ever had) a young kid absolutely crack up. And let's face it, they REALLY NEED a break from "Baby Shark."

14. An out-of-this-world sweatshirt geeky and pun-loving mamas will wear with pride — there'll be no need to ~force~ them.

15. A ~clucking~ fantastic rubber chicken purse that simply can't be beak for giving your mom a laugh *and* scoring her compliments.

16. A mom-themed coloring book to help her unwind after a long day of being the best (but also most stressed) mama ever.
17. A dish towel for the mom whose cooking is so fabulous, you'd prefer it over anything Seamless has to offer.

18. Or an equally delightful towel, because she's both your Schitt's Creek watching buddy and your cooking buddy. Or at least, your attempting-to-cook buddy.

19. A sculptural yet silly serving plate whose goofy face actually serves a purpose — to provide perfect dividers for different snacks and hors d'oeuvres. Her future guests will be so amused once they clean the plate!

20. An instantly downloadable cross-stitch template that'll make a satisfying project for the woman who has put up with your farts for decades. Poor thing.

21. A funny-because-it's-true tote for the mom who's fed up with sexist crap (but also needs a way to carry all her crap).

22. I Am More Beautiful Than... — a cheeky book of adorable illustrated affirmations listing a bunch of random stuff she is, in fact, more beautiful than. She'll LOL but also be very touched.
