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8 Rounds Of "Would You Rather" With John Catucci

Can the You Gotta Eat Here! host choose between Canada's best comfort food and some ideal Canadian experiences?

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The Food Network Canada star travels the country to find Canada's most delicious, mouthwatering, over-the-top meals.

We wanted to test his ​appetite, so when Catucci visited the BuzzFeed Canada office, we played a delicious game of “Would You Rather” with some of his favourite meals from You Gotta Eat Here!

John was in for some pretty difficult dilemmas.

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John Catucci: Trudeau looks like he gives nice hugs. Like, if anyone's gonna give a good hug, it's Justin Trudeau. He looks like he'd give a nice, full-body hug. But the Rapini, with the sausage on the pizza, is also a hug, but from the inside. It depends on what kind of hug you want. You know what? Because I haven't had one yet, I'm going to go with the P.M. hug.

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John Catucci: That monkey is so cute, and he wears a diaper. He also wears a lambskin coat. A monkey wearing a coat in general is fun. But he's going to be pooing everywhere. So just because of that, I'm going to go with the torta.

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John Catucci: Oh, my god. If anybody's head needs to be rubbed, it's Peter Mansbridge's. But the Beckett's Benny is so good with Chipotle Hollandaise sauce. Can I have both? Oh, maybe I want to rub his head with Hollandaise sauce. Is that possible? Can I do that? I think that's my choice. Just because Peter Mansbridge has met so many people, and I'm sure there's so much information in his head that would rub off onto me if I rubbed his head, but I also do love a good Hollandaise sauce. I'll just mash the two together, which is very Canadian, I think.

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John Catucci: The Genoa pizza, with its awesome drizzle of basil pesto, is one of the best I've ever had. But Ellen Page looks like she gives a good high-five. Just elbow-to-elbow, a slap-five. I think she knows how to do a good high-five, so I'm going with high-five.

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John Catucci: This is tough, because the coconut cream pie has that flaky crust and, like, two inches of whipped cream. But... Drake's got those good seats. I'm going to go with Raptors with Drake, 'cause he's got good seats. But only if the inflatable Raptor is showing up. Because he makes me laugh harder than anyone on this earth, and if anyone's going to make sure the inflatable Raptor is going to show up, it's Drake.

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John Catucci: The tender chunks of tangy chicken are really ideal, especially with a side of pickled green papaya slaw. And if you know me, you know that me and nature don't really get along very well. I'm a city boy and sometimes nature gives me hives. I'm also lazy. I think Lake Louise would be too much work for me, too strenuous. So I'm going to go with the Adobo Chicken.

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John Catucci: Kinton Ramen does everything right with the soy-marinated pork belly and the hand-stretched ramen. I, like very few Canadians, cannot skate. I don't like hockey. I mean, yay sports, but I just... don't care. I'll watch the Raptors, but hockey? Nah. But I do know how to slurp some ramen. I'll slurp ramen every day, all day. Ramen.

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John Catucci: Milhojas is a dessert with a layer of puff pastry, then a layer of dulce de leche, another layer of puff pastry, and cream and icing sugar. It's incredible. But Rachel McAdams! Ooh. I say that I'm going to get a couple of milhojas, bring them to Rachel McAdams and we're going to watch it together. We'll get our PJs on. We could cuddle, maybe, if she wants to. If not, we can have our separate spots on the couch. But either way, we'll have our milhojas.

New episodes of You Gotta Eat Here! air Fridays at 9 p.m. ET on Food Network Canada.