Had an ex who knew I was left at the hospital the day I was born, tell me my birth mother should have used a coat hanger on me, that I had nothing to contribute and the world would be a better place had I never been born.
I'm pretty well endowed, have had a few guys throw up on me trying to give me head and more than a handful refuse sex after they see me fully erect. The worst by far, however happened because of the length and my Prince Albert piercing. Somehow, as I was getting undressed my member…Â
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