1. First of all, they always know when you're passing notes:
Ripping paper and folding paper makes noise! No one seems to remember!
2. And no matter what kind of "hack" you invent, they always know when you're cheating:
Everyone has their own special tell.
3. In fact, they even know when you're just thinking about cheating.
Don't ask how, they just know.
4. They also have a sixth sense that tells them when you're distracting other students:
You may be in the hallway, but that doesn't mean you're safe there.
5. As for texting, it's pretty easy to know when you're doing that, too:
It's amazing what good sleuths they can be!
6. They can also spot a student who is rushing to finish the homework that's due at the end of class very, very easily:
It's the person who hasn't made any eye contact with anyone during the entire period.
7. And they know when your hand is raised, even if they don't call on you:
It's because they don't want to hear what you have to say.
8. Just like Santa Claus, they know when you're sleeping:
The noises you make are unmistakable, you know.
9. They know when you're packing up your stuff, and they HATE IT:
If only zipping a zipper were a silent endeavor!
10. And they DEFINITELY know whenever you're feeling disrespectful.
Especially when they're, like, facing you.