Kanye West and Kim Kardashian got married in Italy amid a flurry of media attention.
But the New York Post went with this instead.

Two jackasses got married in Italy Saturday.Sex-tape star Kim Kardashian, 33, wed egotist Kanye West, 36, in a wedding opulent enough for Florence's Medici dynasty and tacky enough for reality TV.They were betrothed at Florence's 16th-century Fort di Belvedere castle. Olympic athlete Bruce Jenner walked Kim down the aisle.The republic still stands.