Two jackasses got married in Italy Saturday.Sex-tape star Kim Kardashian, 33, wed egotist Kanye West, 36, in a wedding opulent enough for Florence's Medici dynasty and tacky enough for reality TV.They were betrothed at Florence's 16th-century Fort di Belvedere castle. Olympic athlete Bruce Jenner walked Kim down the aisle.The republic still stands.
It's not clear why the paper took this cynical approach given that it's devoted a lot of space to both Kim and Kanye's adventures over the years.