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1. This removable marble contact paper, which will hide the unsightly mess that is your current countertop and get it ready for winter entertaining.
2. This touch-up crayon that will fill the little scratches and dents your wooden furniture has accumulated over the summer, thanks to surfboards and other ~extra curricular~ items being waltzed through your house.
3. This weighted blanket, which will smother each and every one of your sleeping problems and help you escape the cold.
4. And this pom pom blanket, because a comfy winter bed is all about layers.
5. This microfibre blind cleanser, because waving a duster back and forth isn't doing much more than spreading dust around the room and I know you've been ignoring this task since summer.
6. This drain snake that will unclog all the hair that has been building up, alongside a tonne of sand, dead skin cells and other debris.
7. This gel mould and mildew remover, that does all the dirty work in the shower you've been avoiding.
8. This pet hair removal broom and squeegee, which will make over almost every surface in your home.
9. This patterned window film, which will hide an ugly view and provide privacy, so you can still let in some sunshine, without letting in the cold.
10. This eco-friendly surface cleaner that works harder than Kris Jenner and will make short-work of the gunk you've been ignoring all year.
11. This extendable duster that you can use to tackle that stray spiderweb that's been hanging out in the corner of your living room since Christmas.
12. This sink shroom, so that you don't have to worry about your drains clogging up — because now that you're spending all your time having hot showers, this guy will catch all the gunk for you.
13. This LED toilet light that allows you to take a midnight leak without turning on blinding lights.
14. This pack of microfibre cloths that absorb water without scratching surfaces or leaving streaks.
15. This keyboard cleaning jelly to finally give your poor electronics a refresh after you've spent months eating your lunch over them.
16. This self-charging robotic vacuum that means you never have to partake in the worst chore invented, ever again.
17. This Sensori + Macedon Trail Detoxifying Mist that will give you that fresh-air smell, without having to actually open your windows.
18. This over-the-door shoe organiser, which will neatly hold all your winter shoes, now that it's too cold to go barefoot.
19. This cord organiser, because though it never bothered you as a kid, the mess of cords behind your desk are starting to make your eye twitch.
20. These flocked hangers, which unlike wire hangers, will ensure your clothes stay in place and won't get damaged.
21. This small push close container from Kmart, which gives my pantry the kind of uniformity that only a grown up could achieve.
22. This smart ceramic mug — because the mornings are cold AF and you need your coffee to stay hot 'til at least 9:15 a.m.
23. This pumice cleaning stone that will keep you from cringing with embarrassment every time someone asks to use your bathroom — and it works on surfaces all around the home!
24. These deodorising bags that you can shove into all the muskiest places, like your running shoes.
25. This eco-friendly pet hair roller that doesn't need any sheets or refills, so you can use it again and again without having to break out the vacuum cleaner.
26. This makeup brush cleaning and drying machine, because now that iso-life is ending, you're keen to try out some new ~lewks~.
27. This air purifier that will cleanse the air of all the dust particles currently floating about.
28. And finally, these room darkening curtains, which will keep winter's icy clutches from breaching your windows.
You, thrilled to be getting your home into shape after five long months of filthy living:
