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    27 Hysterical Tweets From This Month That Made Me Laugh Like A Dummy At My Desk

    January was a long month, but at least the tweets were good.

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    With the end of January finally here (who knew a month could last so long?!), it's time to look back at the best and funniest tweets of the month. If you like what you see, click through and follow your favorites to make your Twitter timeline a happier, funnier place!

    1. This about-face:

    Nvm he texted back

    2. Every man ever:

    men be like, “the last thing i ever want to do is hurt u..................but its still on my list”

    3. This iconic Grammys meme:

    Me after 3 seconds of social interaction

    4. *smiles through the tears*

    “Wow ur so mature for ur age” thanks it was the trauma lol

    5. Grandpa Joe the scammer:

    grandpa joe : stays in bed for 20 yrs letting his poor family take care of him and not doing shit to help them charlie : gets a golden ticket grandpa joe :

    6. This Oscar snub:

    not a single oscar nomination for Carly Rae Jepsen's EMOTION... just because it "isn't a film" and "came out in 2015"...disgusting

    7. I was 16 when this song came out, and this was absolutely me:

    T-Pain: “IMMA BUY YOU A DRANK!” Me:

    8. This you/You mixup:

    9. My fiancé is doing it, and the answer is no:

    Do people ever silently do the whole 30

    10. Today in "antonyms you need to know":

    The opposite of formaldehyde is casualdejekyll

    11. My least favorite time of the month:

    12. The taxman cometh:

    Just did my own taxes, I should be in jail by friday

    13. President's Day can't get here soon enough:

    regular weekend: damn hope I have time to do laundry three day weekend: 𝓂𝒶𝓎𝒷𝑒 𝐼’𝓁𝓁 𝓌𝓇𝒾𝓉𝑒 𝒶 𝒷𝑜𝑜𝓀

    14. This person who'll never live this down:

    one time i was my college’s mascot for a basketball game. emphasis on one time

    15. New year, same me, smh:

    It's been 6 months since I joined the gym and no progress. I'm going there in person tomorrow to see what's really going on.

    16. It's a toss-up between "And I Oop" and "Me Trying Kombucha for the First Time":

    the best picture nominees this year are wild

    17. There are some things we should just keep to ourselves. Exhibit A:

    Her: After sex I love to share our deepest thoughts :) Me: Instead of a stapler I call it a desk crocodile Her: Actually let's just sleep

    18. ❤️

    19. How do all dads just know to say this???

    Nobody: Dads after paying the bill at a restaurant:

    20. Not the ending I expected!

    him: my dad left when I was younger, around 7 me: before rush hour, smart move

    21. Chili's about to be lit:

    Me calling Chili’s to make a dinner reservation for my bachelor party:

    22. The "God adding" meme, which is "And I Oop's" natural successor:

    God adding “over thinker” when making me

    23. Do 👏 whatever 👏 you 👏 need 👏 to 👏 do 👏 to 👏 cope 👏:

    running away to greece is ok. sleeping with 3 men in one summer is ok. not knowing which one of them is the father of ur daughter is ok. encountering the 3 of them at her wedding is ok. only communicating through abba songs is ok. do whatever u need to do to cope.

    24. Is the FBI hiring? Asking for a friend.

    25. Gotta c̶a̶t̶c̶h̶ see 'em all:

    26. Soon to be everyone's most-used emoji:

    italians we won

    27. And finally, this:

    go ahead and get in the pond since u wanna act like a silly goose