Flipper and Steve not Flipper and Eve.

Jemima Skelley • 8 days ago

"Taylor took that Republican coin for the Rep Tour and then told them to get lost and stay lost. That’s my woman."

Jemima Skelley • 12 days ago

"Straight people love to project themselves onto characters from Friends."

Jemima Skelley • 23 days ago

"People say 'may the force be with you' and my immediate response is to go 'and also with you'."

Jemima Skelley • 26 days ago

This one's for all my fellow basic bitches out there.

Jemima Skelley • 29 days ago

Your playlists are about to get lit.

Jemima Skelley • One month ago

This is offensive to everything I believe in.

Jemima Skelley • One month ago

"Let's celebrate the iPhone XS by dying every four hours" – your phone.

Jemima Skelley • One month ago

Basically, Sia and Ed Sheeran wrote everything.

Jemima Skelley • One month ago

How accomplished do you feel after finishing a whole series in one day?!

Jemima Skelley • One month ago

What a legend.

Jemima Skelley • One month ago

"Bitch of a cake. Don't make it."

Jemima Skelley • One month ago

Eyebrows aside, clicking this pen is the most satisfying feeling ever.

Jemima Skelley • One month ago

Cats don't get stinky and they don't wake you up at 2am because someone walked past the house.

Jemima Skelley • One month ago

"Why do Australians lose their minds over fairy bread? It's literally just butter and sprinkles on bread please tell me the wow factor."

Jemima Skelley • One month ago

My inner basic bitch can't take this.

Jemima Skelley • One month ago

Selling vodka in a Target? I approve.

Jemima Skelley • One month ago

Let's get a bachelorette with some PERSONALITY.

Jemima Skelley • 2 months ago

Everyone loves Cheetos... but do you love them with MILK?!

Jemima Skelley • 2 months ago

Uh, did you know that they don't grow oranges in Orange?

Jemima Skelley • 2 months ago