21 Questions About Childhood Movies That Will Haunt Me To My Dying Day

    Did Bee Movie really feature a romance between a human and a goddamn bee?

    Jamie Jones
    by Jamie Jones

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    1. When a toy dies in Toy Story, would Andy unknowingly be left playing with the toy's corpse?

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    2. In the first movie, if Buzz Lightyear thinks he's actually a space ranger, why does he act like a toy in front of Andy?

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    3. In Home Alone, how does the house look so clean after Kevin has littered the entire building with destructive traps?

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    4. Are Harry and Marv actually immortal?

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    5. And with his traps escalating in violence each movie, does Kevin McCallister grow up to be Jigsaw from the Saw franchise?

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    6. Talking of possible prequels, after using her telekinetic powers to get revenge on those who have wronged her, does Matilda grow up to be Carrie?!

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    7. Additionally, why did Miss Trunchbull choose to become a teacher if she hates children so much?

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    8. In the Stuart Little universe, is it common for a family to walk into an orphanage and adopt a rodent instead of a human child?

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    9. Also, is a bird and a mouse hooking up something that happens regularly?

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    10. Speaking of interspecies relationships, in Shrek, how does a donkey and a dragon have, umm…intercourse?

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    11. And did Bee Movie really feature a romance between a human and a goddamn bee?

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    12. In Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, how does Grandpa Joe go from being bed-bound for 20 years to suddenly being able to dance?

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    13. Why does Grandpa Joe have long nails on his pinky fingers? 👀

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    14. JUST WHO THE HELL IS GRANDPA JOE???

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    15. Did any of the animators working on Shark Tale ever see an actual fish in real life?

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    16. In The Little Mermaid, is Ariel completely OK with eating seafood despite having many aquatic friends and being half-fish herself?

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    17. In Space Jam, why is Michael Jordan completely unfazed after being sucked into a golf course and discovering that the Looney Tunes exist in real life?

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    18. And why is Michael Jordan, one of the richest athletes of all time, living in such an average house?

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    19. In Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, the dwarfs own and operate a diamond mine, so why are they living in a dilapidated shack?

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    20. In Pokémon: The First Movie, Ash mentions Minnesota – does this mean that the USA exists in the world of Pokémon?

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    21. And finally, why did the makers of children's movies decide to fool an entire generation into thinking that quicksand was something that we'd encounter in our day-to-day lives???

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